corner of the viewing room, looking thin and frail, staying about as far from the open coffin as a person could get. Captain Stottlemeyer had been hovering by her side, like a bodyguard in black. When a fresh batch of mourners walked through the door, he slipped away and joined me by the table of cheese and crackers.
âWhereâs Monk?â he asked. I nodded toward the coffin, where my partner stood gazing down at the judgeâs body. The sight bore an uncomfortable resemblance to a hundred-plus crime scenes where heâd been staring down at a corpse, except this time the body was unmutilated, embalmed, and dead from natural causes.
âCaptain, we need to talk at some point. I know this isnât the best time.â
âThis is about A.J., right?â
âYes,â I said. âAnd the fact that you know itâs about A.J. tells me you know heâs a problem.â
The captain scowled. âYouâre going to have to get used to him, Natalie. I handpicked him to be Devlinâs replacement. Heâs a good man.â
âHe doesnât seem like a good man. Heâs rude and disruptive. And he pretty much hates us. Heâs trying to pay us by the hour. Did you know that? The Burns case. Adrian wrapped that up in record time, and now the lieutenant is trying to pay us one-quarter of our day rate.â
I expected Stottlemeyer to be surprised by this tidbit. But he wasnât. âYouâll have to tell Monk to slow down his crime solving. Stretch the next one out for a day or two.â
âYou knew about this?â I asked, raising my voice. âYouâre okay with this?â
âIâm not okay.â The captain kept his voice low. âBut the lieutenantâs in charge of the case-by-case allocation of resources. I canât undermine him. Maybe in a few weeks I can have a talk with him.â
âWhat do you mean, in a few weeks? Thatâs not like you.â
âNatalie, this isnât about A.J. Itâs about his dad.â
âHis dad? Captain Thurman?â I was instantly outraged. âAre you saying you took on A.J. Thurman because Arnold Thurman asked you to? Thatâs wrong.â
Stottlemeyer looked like I had just slapped him in the face, which saved me the trouble. Not that I would have.âArny would never ask me that, and I would never agree. But Arny is sick. Heart disease. No one knows how long he has.â
âOh,â I said. âIâm sorry. I didnât know.â
âArny and I were fraternity brothers. A whole group of us got very close during those four years. Struggling through classes, and girls and pranks and parties. Guys can bond a lot at that age. Arny and I wound up in the academy together. Iâm A.J.âs godfather, for Peteâs sake. The boy was always a disappointment to his dad, from the start.â
âI donât like to say this about another human being.â I said it anyway. âLieutenant Thurman is a bumbler and a bully. No one likes him.â
The captain couldnât argue with that. âI think itâs mainly insecurity,â he said. âA.J. never really had a chance, you know, following in his old manâs footsteps. I wanted to do it for Arny, take the kid under my wing and help him along while his dad is still with us.â
Okay, I felt bad. You would have, too. âIsnât there another way to help? Making him your number two can be dangerous if heâs not up to it. There are convictions at stake and evidence that can get screwed up. Not to mention the health and welfare of Monk and Teeger.â
âIâll have a talk with A.J.,â the captain promised. âAnd you have a talk with Monk. On the next case, make him take his time. He can hold up his hands and twirl for four hours instead of one.â
âFour hours? How do you think A.J. would react to four hours of Monk twirling?â
âI can only