your eyes and ears open,â he advised. âBe unselfish, modest, humble, and cooperative. Wingraciously and lose sportingly. Take the hard knocks as a matter of course, and blame none for your mistakes or shortcomings. Does everybody remember the signs?â
âYou bet!â
âGood! Now letâs show âem what weâre made of!â
The team whooped and ran out to their positions, with the home crowd cheering them on.
Connie Wisniewski whipped in a few warm-uppitches. The leadoff batter for the Peaches, a tall, skinny girl, watched carefully as if she was trying to figure out Connieâs delivery. She tapped her bat against each cleat twice before stepping into the batterâs box.
The positions of the Chicks.
I thought about going into the stands to rile up the fans a little, but Max Carey glared at me, so I sat down. With the Chicks in the field, he and I were the only ones in the dugout.
âCome on, Iron Woman!â Mickey Maguire shouted from behind the plate. âPut it in here, you big tomato! Hmmm, baby! She couldnât hit you if she had a tennis racket!â
The game hadnât even begun yet, and Mickeyâs uniform was already smudged with dirt. She spit on her hand and wiped it on her dress.
âStrike one!â
The pitch came in so fast, I didnât even see it. I just heard a hissing sound as the ball crossed home plate.
âThatababy!â shouted Mickey. âNow give her your rise ball. Letâs see the old slingshot, Connie!â
The batter stepped out. She may not have seen the first pitch either. When she got back into the batterâs box, she had choked up on the bat and was crouching down. It was obvious that she was trying to make her strike zone smaller.
Connie windmilled her arm three times and let the ball fly. The pitch was a little high.
âBall one!â called the ump.
Connie windmilled her arm three times and let the ball fly.
âGood eye!â somebody called from the Peaches bench. âWait for a good one.â
âGive her your wrinkle now, Connie,â shouted Mickey. âShe canât hit the curve even if she knows itâs coming!â
Balls two and three followed, much to the dismay of Connie Wisniewski. Mickey whipped theball back to Connie hard, like she wanted to shake her up. When the ump called the next pitch ball four, Mickey wheeled around and flung off her mask.
âListen, you dim-witted blockhead!â she hollered at the umpire. âIf youâd stop staring at the batterâs legs for a minute, you might see some strikes!â
âI ainât starinâ at her legs,â the ump shot back in Mickeyâs face, âand if you donât shut up, youâll be staring at the inside of the locker room!â
Mickey laughed and put her mask back on. The batter jogged to first. She did have nice legs.
The times Iâve played softball, there was no stealing bases, and runners were not even allowed to take a lead until after the pitch crossed the plate. But the runner on first danced off the bag right away and took off for second on the first pitch to the next batter.
Mickey caught the pitch and gunned it on a line to Ziggy Ziegler, playing second base. The runner slid in along with a cloud of dust. The plate umpire was the only umpire, so he made the call.
âSafe!â
âWe had her by a mile!â Mickey hollered.
âI said safe ,â asserted the ump.
âAh, youâre blind as a bat!â Mickey complained.
âIâm warning you, Maguire! One more word and Iâll throw you outta here!â
Max Carey whistled for Mickey to come over.
âMick,â he said, sweeping his arm across thedugout. âI donât have any subs. We canât afford for you to get ejected from this game.â
âIâm just fooling with him, Max,â Mickey said. âIf I kick and scream about the close ones now, maybe heâll give