slams.â
Inside, the place was full of farmer types and businessmen. There was a major pause as they gave us the twice-over. We smiled. My mother waddled to the counter. Slowly their conversation resumed, but I kept looking around. It was odd to see a full restaurant of people drinking coffee and eating eggs and pancakes like it was back in the 1990s.
âOrder me a number three, okay?â Sarah said as she headed to the bathroom. Several men followed her with their eyes. Behind the counter the greaseheads wore the usual short-sleeved stupid uniforms with shiny name tags that said SHERRI and JUSTIN and DAVE â ASST. MANAGER . Everybody had the usual perky smiles. Above the counter were the usual mug shots of burgers and drinks, though I noticed that the prices were blank.
âMaybe the skyâs not falling after all,â my mother said to my father as she looked around the place.
He said something back that made her laugh.
My parents (probably all parents) have coded language theyâve developed, and I can usually interpret it, but today I was too hungry to bother. It was just nice to see them together, talking. When we finished ordering, the cashier (Sherri) looked up brightly and said to my mother, âThat will be ninety-two fifty.â
âExcuse me?â my mother asked.
The clerk repeated the price.
âAre you kidding?â My mother laughed. âAlmost a hundred bucks for breakfast at McDonaldâs?â
The clerk shrugged. Her smile slipped, and conversation died as people turned to stare.
My mother glanced about at the full restaurant, then back to the clerk. âSo tell me, is everyone in this town rich? How do all these people afford such prices?â
âWell, actually they donât,â Sherri murmured.
âWhat do you mean?â
âAh, they live here.â
There was absolute silence in the restaurant. Sherri looked behind for help.
âJust pay,â I whispered to my mother.
âYou mean you have two sets of prices?â my mother pressed.
Dave the Assistant Manager stepped forward. âThatâs right, folks. One for local people. One for strangers.â
At the word strangers , the silence got even quieter.
âMiles is right,â my father said softly to my mother. âJust pay, and weâll be on our way.â
My mother bit her lower lip and slapped down five twenty-dollar bills.
âHere or to go?â the clerk asked. Her cheerful face was back.
âHere!â my mother said. âIf weâre going to pay over ninety dollars for breakfast, at least we deserve a damn table.â
We ate, and made sure we used plenty of syrup and catsup. My mother continued to fume over the prices, but the rest of us ate. And ate. It was like weâd never had fast food before. We were sweaty by the time we finished pancakes and eggs, juice and milk and coffees. A man in the next booth watched us eat. He had a kindly, round face and a seed-corn cap tilted to one side.
âYou folks must have been hungry.â He smiled.
âYou got that right,â my mother said.
âPassing through?â
âThatâs right,â she answered.
âThatâs good,â he said; his kindly smile slipped a bit.
My mother raised one dark eyebrow; she didnât reply.
âWhat I mean is, we got more and more people think they got to get out of the cities,â the man said. âThey think if they get themselves to a small town, other people will take care of them.â Men around him nodded.
âNope, that wouldnât be us,â my mother said, her voice picking up the edges of his speech, finding his own rhythms and bouncing them back. âWeâre headed north ⦠on vacation. Right, gang?â
We all nodded pleasantly, then bent low to wipe our mouths.
Outside, my father let out a long breath.
âThat was scary,â Sarah said, looking over her shoulder.
âWeâd best keep
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