between Fat Jack and Matt Riordanâand there was little doubt in my mind that the jury would have no trouble choosing which man to trust.
Our whole defense would depend upon the fat man sitting next to Matt.
I could handle this, I decided; the Mean Streak wasnât as scary as it looked.
C HAPTER T HREE
âYou said there wouldnât be a little black suit,â I protested through clenched teeth. âYou said I could be myself.â
âI forgot that your idea of dressing for success is a hand-sewn Afghan smock from the Daily Planet catalogue,â Riordan replied with a wry smile. He sat on a red plush stool; I stood before a beveled three-way mirror in my stocking feet. An Ann Taylor suit in a deep charcoal with faint chalk stripes hung from my frame like a burlap sack.
âItâs too boxy,â I said. My voice held exactly the same shade of sullen resentment Iâd used at age ten when shopping at Horneâs with my mother.
âTrue,â Riordan agreed in a cheerful tone that steadfastly refused to acknowledge my mood. âA woman in a suit should always look as if sheâs not wearing anything underneath. There should be a provocative little hint of cross-dressing, of feminine charms hidden under a deceptively masculine wrapping.â
âWhen the hell did you start writing for Womenâs Wear Daily ?â I shot back. I felt like a fool. Worse, I felt like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman , like Eliza Doolittle, like the original Galatea, like every woman who has ever let a man dictate to her how she should present herself. Riordan had hired a lawyer, not a mannequin, and it was about time Iâ
âEverything counts,â my client said in a low voice. The testiness in his tone was overlaid by an intense conviction. As much as Matt Riordan was capable of speaking directly from the heart, he was speaking that way now. âI know you think itâs enough to know the law, to be quick on your feet, to care about your cases. But when I say everything counts, I mean everything, including physical appearance. And yours,â he went on, âcould stand a little improvement. More Manhattan, less Brooklyn. More Wall Street, less Legal Aid.â
âMore Jane Pauley, less me,â I muttered. But the sullen edge left my voice; I was just bantering now.
Everything counts . That was Riordan in a nutshell. His own appearance was a matter of constant, meticulous concern. Iâd given him a tie one Christmas; heâd never worn it, and when I asked why, he told me. At length. He was only doing to me what heâd always done to himself.
âJust try on the next suit,â Riordan begged. âI think the amethyst raw silk has possibilities.â
It did. Believe it or not, I looked great in the thing. It had a peplum and a rounded forties collar with rhinestone clips. Very period, nipped at the waist with a straight skirt that ended just above the knees. Short enough to show leg; long enough for a woman who hadnât worn a miniskirt since the last time they were in style.
Pearl-gray pumps, gray hose with just a touch of lavender, silver earrings, and a haircut that cost more than my last yearâs entire beauty shop budgetâand I was finally ready for prime time.
We grabbed a cappuccino at a little place on Madison Avenue. I had six shopping bags filled with silk items, two shoe bags holding Louis Jourdan pumps, and a wardrobe of scarves in colors like eggplant and teal. I was also under orders to wear only my most conservative, absolutely real jewelry. No craft fair finds in hammered silver, no handmade Navajo turquoise, no images of animals.
I had appointments for a facial, a leg waxing, and a manicure. Was I preparing to try a case or enter the Miss America contest? I absentmindedly raised a hand to my hair, intending to run my fingers through it, but instead of the real thing, I now had a headful of doll hair, sprayed into plastic straw. I