happy!â
Austin began to laugh. He snorted first, then howled.
Paige kept driving, but she was moving at the break-neck speed of a golf cart in first gear.
âWhat,â she demanded, âis so freaking funny?â
In the next instant, with a visible impact, Paige realized for herself what was so freaking funny. Her bending overâin any directionâwas guaranteed to make him happy, and he could recall a few times when sheâd had a pretty good time in that position, too.
The best part was, he didnât have to say any of that.
She wrenched the car over to the side of the highway, shifted into Park, and flipped on the hazard lights.
Paige sort of pivoted in the seat then, and he watched asa tremor of angerâand possibly passionâmoved through that compact, curvy little body of hers and then made the leap across the console and turned him instantly, obviously hard.
âMaybe,â he said, âwe ought to just have sex and get it over with.â
She simply stared at him.
Mentally, Austin pulled his foot out of his mouth. Shoved a hand through his hair and wished his hard-on werenât pressing itself into the ridges of his zipperâheâd have a scar, if this kept up.
âLet me rephrase that,â he said.
Paige blinked.
Time stretched.
Cars passed, the drivers tooting the horns to say howdy.
Polar ice caps melted.
New species developed, reached the pinnacle of evolution and became extinct.
âIâm waiting,â Paige said finally. A little lilt of fury threaded its way through her tone.
âFor what?â
âFor you to ârephraseâ that ridiculous statement you just made. âMaybe we ought to just have sex and get it over with,â I think it was.â She adjusted her sunglasses, smoothed the thighs of her jeans, as she might have done with a skirt. âItâs hard to imagine how, Austin, but Iâm sure you can make things even worse if you try.â
It wasnât as if he had to try, he thought bleakly. When it came to Paige Remington, he could make things worse without even opening his mouth.
âIt was just a thought,â he said, disgruntled. âThereâs no need to overreact.â
âOverreact.â Paige huffed out the word, made a big show of facing forward again. With prim indignation, she resettled herself, switched off the blinkers and leaned to consult the rearview mirror before pulling back out onto the highway. âYou are such a jerk,â she told him.
Austin couldnât think of a damn thing to say in reply to thatânothing that wouldnât get him in deeper, anyhow.
âI canât believe you said that,â Paige marveled.
Austinâs response was part growl, part groan. Heâd forgotten just how impossible this woman could be when she got her tail into a twist about somethingâor how little it took to piss her off.
Shep whined again.
âYouâre scaring the dog,â Paige said.
â Iâm scaring the dog?â Austin shot back, keeping his voice low. â You started this, Paige, by calling me a jerk!â
âYou are a jerk,â Paige replied, raising her chin, her spine stiff as a ramrod, her face turned straight ahead. âAnd you started this by sayingâby saying what you said.â
He couldnât resist, even though he knew he should. âThat we ought to have sex and get it over with, you mean?â
She glared at him. Even through the lenses of her sunglasses, he felt her eyes burning into his hide.
He grinned at her. âWell,â he drawled, ânow that you bring it up, maybe a roll in the hay wouldnât be such a bad idea. We could get it out of our systems, put the whole thing behind us, get on with our lives.â
Her neck went crimson, and she just sat there, her back rigid, her knuckles white from her grip on the wheel. âOh,thatâs a fine idea, Austin. Just what I would have expected