very quiet for the rest of the school week. As part of his punishment, Crispin had to walk home every afternoon to his auntâs farm. It was a very long walk up the hill and over a couple of valley ridges. It took him about an hour and a half. By Saturday morning, his aunt had softened a bit. When Tessa, at Matâs urging, rang to invite Crispin to spend the day, she relented. âHe may stay from 10am to 3pm precisely,â she told Tessa.
âCan you ask her to let me speak to him for a sec?â whispered Mat to her mother.
âMat would like a word with Crispin, if thatâs okay,â said Tessa. She handed the phone to Mat.
âHey, Crispin. Just in case you need to prepare for your tests or bring any essential equipment, I thought Iâd sum them up for you,â said Mat. âNan will get you to eat something disgusting, then Bill and I are getting you to do an Athlon . . .â
Mat paused to listen to something Crispin was saying.
âYou see,â explained Mat, âwe were going to get you to do a triathlon, but your auntâs time restrictions mean we have to cut it down from three athletic challenges to one â an Athlon.â
Mat paused to listen to Crispinâs reply. âGood,â she said, âIâm glad youâre feeling more positive about your chances of passing. Anyway, the third test is to scare this bully called Freckles McCann. Heâs a big kid from the local high school who hangs around Dewey Creek Primary on weekends with his mates. A total creep. Doesnât play by the rules. I thought you should at least have a chance to think about what strategies you might use against him.â
An hour later, Aunt Victoria delivered Crispin to the front door. Mat and Bill greeted them.
âMorning, children. Iâll be back after the sheep drenching,â she announced.
Nan heard Aunt Victoriaâs voice from all the way down in the family room. âCome in and have a cuppa, Aunty!â she called.
âIâd love to Nan!â Aunt Victoria called back. âBut I have a man waiting to help with the sheep.â She turned to Crispin. âI have a dirty, stinky job ahead of me. I wonât be looking fit to walk into the house, so make sure youâre waiting here.â
âCertainly will, Aunt Victoria,â said Crispin politely.
Once his aunt had marched off, Crispin turned to his friends and said, âWell, letâs get cracking!â
Mat and Bill led Crispin through the house to the family room. Nan was sitting in her rocker, crocheting as usual.
âSo the sacrificial lamb has arrived!â she laughed.
âYouâre going to get me to eat something disgusting, apparently,â said Crispin. âBut nothing could be as disgusting as an oyster, so Iâm ready.â
Nan put aside the rug she was working on and stood up. âCome with me,â she said.
Mat, Bill and Crispin followed Nan onto the verandah. Uncle Len, sensing an adventure, bounded out with them. They walked down the steps, past the bath, the vegetable garden, the chook shed, the fruit trees and down a hill to the very back of the Grubsâ property. Some scrubby wattles grew here and behind them towered a clump of tall eucalyptus trees. Crispin was looking confused. Mat and Bill were trying not to smile. Nan walked up to one of the trees, took a penknife from her cardigan pocket and started digging away at the bark. Very soon she had a huge white grub in her hand. It was about four centimetres long.
âGood heavens!â exclaimed Crispin. âWhat on earth is that?â
âA witchety grub,â said Nan.
âPlease, no,â said Crispin, shaking his red, curly head. âIt looks dreadfully poisonous.â
âYou couldnât be more wrong,â said Nan, looking affectionately at the grub. âItâs very high in protein. My people have always regarded these dear things as a most important part
Jean-Marie Blas de Robles