down in the lunch line and he was wearing underpants with rainbows and unicorns on them. I wish I could unsee that. I also hope I can keep it together in front of these super-cool teenage professionals. At Stinkerton, all I wanted was for someone to notice me. My mom says it all the time: be careful what you wish for.
âPlease grab a seat, Becca,â Louisa says nicely. I am guessing sheâs the teacher or tutor or something like that. Vi hands me a stack of books and paper and leaves.
âToday we need to review chapters eleven through seventeen for your test next week,â Louisa tells us. I flip through my bookâthatâs, like, a hundred pages! I wonder how long âschoolâ lasts and if thereâll at least be a potty break. Iâm guessing thereâs no recess around here.
âYouâre welcome to work alone or pair up and do some practice tests,â Louisa adds. Wow, we get a choice? I like being treated like an adult!
I turn to the backup dancer sitting closest to me. Her name is Macy McLean and sheâs fifteen; I know this because Iâm a huge fan of Dance Rock USA . Sheâs got at least thirteen piercings in each earâall real, from the looks of itâand either her mom is way better than mine at putting on temporary tattoos or this kid whoâs not that much older than me is sporting real ink. Letâs just say she doesnât exactly look like a bookworm. If Iâm going to pair up with anybody and not get crushed like a bug, Iâm thinking itâs her.
âWant to be partners?â I ask.
âSure,â she says with a big smile. âLetâs make each other a practice test.â Then she winks at me.
Oh, I get it! We donât actually have to do this crazy math stuff. Phew! I mean, I get straight As at home and all, but this book is a few years ahead of me. I smile back at Macy and we each take out some paper.
I canât wait to see what Macy is going to do. Maybe sheâll write a funny poem like Stella always does or make up a friendship quiz. I decide to draw her a picture, since thatâs my thing and Iâm pretty good at drawing horses.
âYou ready to switch?â Macy asks a few minutes later. I scribble âI (heart) horsing around!â at the top of my page, fold it in half, and slide it across the table to her. Then I open hers.
Macy did not write me a funny poem or make up a friendship quiz. She also didnât draw me a picture. No, Macy filled her page with about four hundred and fifty tiny, perfectly neat, totally impossible math equations. We each stare at our papers for a second and then at each other.
âBecca, what is this?â she whispers, looking worried.
âItâsâ¦.wellâ¦itâs a horse,â I say. âIâm sorry, Macy. I just canât concentrate today. And this stuff is really hard.â
âWhy didnât you tell me you were having trouble?â she asks. âYou know Iâm always happy to help you with your schoolwork. I am a math tutor on the side, you know. And science and Latin, of course.â
Well, knock me down with a squirrel sneeze! Apparently I was wrong about Macy not being the brightest bulb on the porch. And I guess when people treat you like an adult, youâre supposed to act like an adult too. Iâm going to have to work on that one.
Just then, Vi sweeps into the room.
âSorry crew, we have to cut todayâs lesson short,â she announces. âBecca needs to get into hair and makeup, and the rest of you have your workout in five.â
We start packing up our stuff.
âCan I keep your horse?â Macy asks with a smile. âItâs super cute. I might see if my tattoo guy can copy it!â
âAll yours,â I tell her, absolutely positive that if I turn on Dance Rock USA someday and see Macy McLean with a tattoo of my horse on her arm, my head will explode on the spot.
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