heavily onto the couch. âYou remembered that after two years?â
âNaah.â Virgil made a typing gesture with his fingers. âDatabase in the barâs computer.â
âOf course.â Dan raised his glass in a toast. âGood hunting.â
âStraight shooting,â Virgil replied and took a swig out of his beer glass.
After they finished their drinks, they made their way to the dining room. Its walls were manzanita and glowed deeply with rubbed beeswax, and from the ceiling hung a chandelier made of deer antlers. The two men sat at one end of the antique vestry table with ancient silver conchas nailed around its perimeter. Mary arrived a moment later, carrying a plate and followed by two assistants, one with two more plates and the other carrying a silver lidded casserole.
Mary set the plate in front of Dan.
âIs this what I think it is?â he asked, leaning forward to savor the smell of the meat.
âYep,â said Mary. âSaddle of elk in morel and juniper berry sauce. Plus local wild rice, marinated Brussels sprouts, and white truffle mashed potatoes.â
âYou spoil me.â
Mary slid into her chair. âI had to. I felt guilty. I know what this night means to you and Annabelle.â
âHow could you possibly know that?â
âShe called this afternoon. Asked me to do something special for you, with her love. I sure hope you appreciate that wife of yours.â
âOh, I do,â said Dan. âI do.â
It was a pleasant dinner. Dan had always enjoyed the Masons. They reminded him of the Iowa wing of his family: good, reliable, happy people who worked hard, enjoyed a good laugh, and werenât impressed by all of the extravagance that surrounded them. Over dessert, a thoroughly stuffed Dan asked about the new Mrs. Validator. Mary frowned. âBreeding tells,â she said. âAnd when you give your child a stripper name like Amber, youâve got to know what youâre going to get.â
âThatâs pretty harsh,â Dan said. âI take it that youâre not a big fan.â
âFigured that out, did you?â She forced a smile, but it looked more like a grimace. âActually, itâs not too bad. At first, when she was wandering around this big olâ house acting all air-fairy like she had just won the lotteryâ¦â
âWhich she did,â interjected Virgil.
â⦠she was a pain in the ass. I even thought about quitting. Iâm mean, a week before he proposed sheâsâexcuse my Frenchâa fucking cocktail waitress with her big fake knockers being drooled over by drunks, and now she thinks sheâs the Duchess of Validator Ranch? That was too much for me.â
âAt least it was kinda funny,â said Virgil.
Maryâs grimace grew grimmer, âWashing your feet in the bidet and saying âfilay mig-nonâ doesnât make up for being a class A, gold-plated bitch.â
âWow,â said Dan. âIâve never heard you talk like this before.â
âNever needed to. But truth be told, itâs not so bad now. She settled down after awhile. Mostly, she was just scared. And now, sheâs got ambition âwhich is good for the rest of us because sheâs out of the house most days before lunch and not home until late evening. And when she is around, I just tell myself that she wonât be around any longer than the other ones.â
âIs she home now?â
Mary smiled conspiratorially. âI wouldnât be talking like this if she was. But you should see her soon. Donât worry about being sociable; she wonât. I guarantee sheâll clear out as fast as she can. She doesnât like Mr. Validatorâs guests because sheâs intimidated by themâand sheâll intercom me to bring her dinner in her room.â
As Dan was helping Mary and Virgil carry the dirty dishes into the kitchen, he turned a