stroller. Her face was flushed, and her round belly strained at the fabric of her uniform.
âDo you need help with that?â I asked.
She shook her head. âIâm fine,â she said. âI live right there.â She gestured to an apartment building almost directly opposite the vegan restaurant. âBut thanks, anyway.â Suddenly her face brightened, and she raised an arm and waved. She pushed her over-burdened stroller toward a guy with rust-colored hair who was about to enter the apartment building. He turned and started toward her. As I crossed the street, I heard her say, âDid you get the job?â
The bad news: when I got back to the restaurant, Evan was still there. The good news: he stood up as soon as I sat down.
âIâd better run,â he said. âNothing worse than being a third wheel, right, Billy?â He winked at Billy and flashed him a big grin.
I watched Evan walk out of the restaurant. âWhat just happened?â I said.
Billy shrugged and looked down at the tablecloth.
âEvan didnât come here because of me, did he, Billy? Because I told you yesterday that I wasnât interested in going out with him.â
âAnd I told him that,â Billy said. âHe called me right after I talked to you.â
âAnd you said, âRobynâs not interested in you, Evanââthose were your exact words?â
Billy squirmed. âI think I might have said you were maybe interested in someone elseâyou know, so he wouldnât keep pestering me about it. But I didnât go into details,â he added quickly. âI didnât think it was any of his business.â
âNot to mention that itâs not true,â I said.
Billyâs cheeks turned pink.
âIt sounded to me like Evan knew you were going to be here today,â I said.
âYeah,â Billy said. He looked around, as if he wished our food would hurry up and arrive.
âYou told him, didnât you?â
âWe were just talking, you know, the way you talk to the people you work with.â He was slumped in his chair again. âI guess he just decided to take a shot.â
âEven though you told him I was interested in someone else.â Which I wasnât.
âWell, you know Evan.â
I did. He was self-righteous and overly zealous, bordering on dogmatic. Apparently, he was also arrogant enough to think he could win me away from my (nonexistent) boyfriend. I looked across the table at Billy. There was something else going on.
âHe mentioned a third wheel,â I said.âAnd he winked at you, Billy.â
âWhat?â
âEvan. He winked at you.â
âHe did? I didnât notice.â
Billy is many things, but a good liar isnât one of them.
âWhat exactly did you say to make him leave, Billy?â
âAh, um . . . â Billy looked down at the tablecloth again. âI might have told him a sort of white lie,â he said.
âSort of, huh?â I watched Billy squirm some more. âSuch as?â
âI might have given him the impression that maybe we were here together because you were maybe interested in . . . â His voice faded away.
âSay that again, Billy.â
âMe,â Billy said in a whisper. âItâs possible that Evan has the impression that youâre interested in me.â He dared a glance at me. âI just wanted to get rid of him like you said, Robyn. Iâd never be even remotely interested in you.â
Of course not.
âNot in a million years,â he said, for emphasis. âI mean, why would I be?â
Why indeed?
âThanks, Billy,â I said.
Thanks a lot.
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. . .
I was in the staff kitchen at the animal shelter the next day, when Nick walked in. He waited until I was finished taking my lunch out of the fridge before getting his. At least, I assumed it was his lunch. It was in a brown paper bag.
I went