her. Krystal was rocking those new fall boots with the cute heels. Cowboy-style but skinny. Like stiletto but not quite. Anyway, youâre not supposed to run in those joints but Krystal was tearing up the sidewalk.
Jay was still saying âItâs not what you think and you didnât see what you thought you saw.â Question: How many times can a guy say that before he starts to say something else? Thirteen times. Lucky thirteen! Bea weaved from side to side trying to get around Jay, and Jay kept saying âItâs not what you think,â all the while blocking her path so she couldnât go after Krystal. âYou didnât see what you thought you saw.â
Me? I was just there collecting every word for the playback. I was enjoying my front-row seat.
On the fourteenth try, the needle on the record broke. Jay said he bent down to tell Krystal something and we must have seen them at that precise moment, that precise angle. He said itâs all in where youâre standing or riding by. Itâs all about the angle.
Jiang never made angles sound this good. If he had, I would have popped back with a snappy âgivenâ topped off with a âtherefore.â Unfortunately I didnât know jack about angles and said nothing.
Jay was doing it. Working his game on Bea. Her body held tight but her eyes gave in. I was glued to the TV set, like damn . I couldnât believe it was playing out like this. Jay rapped a side-angle-side talk and Bea gave in. What a letdown. And I was anticipating a show with Bea going buck wild for a change, and it wasnât going to happen.
Think, Leticia, think, I told myself. Beaâs your girl and you have the best seat in the house. And then it came to me. Just before Jay sighed his dodged-the-bullet sigh of relief, I asked, âSo, Jay. What did you have to tell Krystal you had to be in her lip gloss?â
Pay dirt! Jay was not loving me at that moment. âMind your business, Leticia, and let me mind mine.â He pointed to him and Bea and said, âThis is between me and she. You are outside the equation.â
âBrackets, Jay? Thatâs algebra. Thatâs last year. Weâretalking about this year. This day. Explain the geometry, Jay. You know. The triangle. Go on.â All that was missing was the guy who yells, âCut! Thatâs a wrap! Good job, Miss Moore.â
Bea sprang back to life. âTell me what you were telling Krystal, âcause Iâm going to find out.â
Still, I stepped back, pretending to give them privacy, but it was a small step back. My front-row seat was too good to give up completely.
Maybe Jay cared about Bea or maybe he was just rapping as a reflex: Deny all accusations, even if caught red-handed. Maybe it was a little of both. Itâs definitely a guy thing. Got to keep his cake but must have some cookies on the side. But donât let another guy glance Beaâs way. Jay is on the scene, visible, hovering, playing the boyfriend role for the Academy Award. He may want his chocolate-chip cookies in his pocket but heâs not giving up that rich chocolate cake on his plate.
Anyway, he could have come clean and said, âBea, you and meâs been forever but itâs just time to move onâ¦â Nope. Jay was rapping his heart out like he was about to be signed to a record label.
âFirst, Iâm up here,â he said. âKrystalâs down there.â
We gave him the âYeah.â And itâs true. Jayâs tall.
âEddie likes Krystal but Eddieâs too shy, yâknow. Iwas just greasing it as a favor to Eddie. But everything I said, Krystal kept saying, âHuh? Huh?â And I had to keep repeating myself so I bent down. And when yâall saw us, I was at her ear at that moment telling her for Eddie. Come on. You know Eddie. Ask him. Call him now and ask him. Itâs just that what you thought you saw wasnât that at all. You just