wiped her hands dry on her apron and then pulled a colorful page from a Kinkoâs envelope. âJuliaâs Child Sold Here!â There was a pretty photo of our packaging. But I also saw a small inset photograph of me cuddling Wylie against the leafy backdrop of the playground.
I blinked. âMy picture? Whereâd you get that?â
âLuke,â she said breezily. âThe colors workâdonât you think?â She admired her work. âGreen words, green trees, green product. Green mommy. Save the world. Get it?â She pulled on a hairnet.
âSubtle,â I said. I wasnât sure about having my picture pasted up in store windows, but I had to admit that it was a punchy document.
Marta cracked her gum at me. âWhereâs your flyer, then?â
âIt looks great, Marta. Itâs perfect. Do you think any of the stores will object to putting our signs in their windows?â
âI donât plan to ask permission,â Marta answered, pulling on her latex gloves. âIâm going to tell them youâre sending a hundred new customers their way.â
From across the room, we heard a shriek. âAy! You no can put in there! You stink up my churros with your stinky pickles!â Lila, of Lilaâs Churros, was hollering at Bob, of Bobâs Old-Fashioned Garlicky Dills.
More than three hundred years into its history, the Brooklyn melting pot was still going strong. Most of the entrepreneurs who used the Cucina made ethnic specialty foods, selling the flavors of home to their countrymen. Aside from Lila and Bob, weâd worked alongside producers of Brazilian empanadas, Polish pierogi, and Indian chutneys.
Marta and I were the only ones cooking for the toddler nation. We always got along well with the others. But tonightâs skirmish was repeated often enoughâa familiar UN standoff over refrigerator space.
Lila looked in our direction for support. âYou see he do this? Put garlic pickles in with churros?â
âIâll move âem!â Bob roared. âJust quit yer hollerinâ.â He poked around in a neighboring refrigerator, rearranging things.
âBut I have to make all over again! Churros taste like garlic now!â Lila looked ready to weep.
I trotted to their end of the kitchen. âLet me taste one, Lila. Iâll bet they werenât in there together long enough to cause a problem.â She handed me one of the delicate cinnamon-flavored donuts, and it melted in my mouth. âFine,â I told her. âNot a whiff.â
âIâd better taste it to be sure,â Marta said from the other end of the room.
I broke off a piece of my churro and walked back toward Marta. âLila,â I said. âWatch this.â I tossed the piece toward Marta, who caught it in her mouth like a trained seal, all without breaking her rhythm with the apple peeler.
Lilaâs eyebrows went up in surprise. She forgot her anger and smiled.
â¡Muy bien! Delicioso,â Marta declared. âToss me another bite,â she demanded. I turned my back to her and tossed it over my head. I heard Lila gasp with surprise when Marta caught it. It was just one of my assistantâs strange skills. Once, Iâd nearly choked to death on a grape while trying to imitate her.
âNice light touch with the cinnamon,â Marta complimented the chef.
âGracias,â said Lila happily.
âSee, I ainât such a bad guy,â hollered Bob from his corner of the kitchen. We ignored him.
âSo all this cheese is for muffets?â Marta asked me, getting back to business.
âDouble batch,â I explained. âMs. Aranjo mentioned them specifically in my introduction at Park Slope Parenting. Her son loves them.â
âLetâs hope heâs hungry,â Marta grumbled.
âHa. After these, weâre going to make the Carrot and Black Bean Muffets, and if thereâs time,
Michael Cox, R.A. Gilbert