other than bridges.â
âWhy?â
Mr. Haughton sat back in his chair and stroked his chin. It was the first time I ever saw someone do that except in a movie.
âDouglas, Douglas, Douglas â¦,â he said to give himself time to think. âLet me try to explain. â¦â Mr. Haughton can be ponderous at times. âThe writer is like a bridge builder. When you set words down on paper, you are building a bridge between yourself and the reader. And if what you write fails to engage the reader, your effort has been in vain. You have built a bridge to nowhere. Do you understand what I am saying?â
âThe writer is like a bridge builder.â
âYes. The bridges you build are, in fact, deliberate acts of communication. But if what you are writing is not interesting, then you have wasted your time. Do you understand?â
âYou donât find bridges interesting.â
âYes. I mean no. The problem is not with bridges per se . It is the fact that you describe your model bridge in such excruciating detail, with so much repetition, with so many measurements and formulas and numbers ⦠the fact is, very few readers will be able to follow your thoughts.â
âDo you think I need to explain more?â
âNo!â He almost shouted the word, then closed his eyes and took a deep breath. âDouglas, I just think thatif you were to write on a topic that was not so ⦠important to you, your writing might in fact be clearer and more readable. As a related comment on your work, Iâd like to remind you that when I ask for a three page essay, it is not necessary for you to turn in a thirty page dissertation.â
âSome of those pages were drawings and photographs.â
âYes, well, even so, you must have had five thousand words in there.â
âFour thousand nine hundred thirteen.â Thatâs seventeen cubed, but I donât bother pointing that out to Mr. Haughton. âYou said that we could write a longer essay for extra credit.â
âI did? Oh, well, perhaps I did ⦠but in the future, Douglas ⦠please consider another topic. Thatâs all Iâm saying.â
As you can see, Mr. Haughton is not a clear-thinking individual. What he says actually makes little sense. Consider the following useful information that Mr. Haughton wanted me to cut out of my essay:
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Total length of bridge: 3.33 meters. Length of main span: 2.34 meters. Width of bridge: 7 cm. Clearance above water: 12 cm. Height of towers: 34 cm. Number of main cables: 2. Composition of main cables: braided 1/4-inch nylon cord (orange). Number of stringers: 391. Composition of stringers: cotton string (dyed orange). Inches of thread used: 6,092 cm. Number of matchsticks used: 8,600. Paints used: semigloss enamel(International Orange) and matte enamel (Battleship Gray).
I might also mention that he is dead wrong when he says that writing and bridge building are the same thing. They are actually quite different. I know, because I am quite good at both of them.
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GEORGE FULLER
T he bridge deck is where most of the matchsticks go. Each 2.125-inch segment of the deck requires fifty-two matchsticks, which have to be glued together in a double layer with each match staggered so that the segments dovetail together and lock like LEGO blocks, end to end, plus the railing and cross members. Sixty-two of these interlocking segments make up the bridge deck, and it is important that each segment be constructed to precise tolerances.
(Am I boring you? Mr. Haughton would call this boring, but I find it quite fascinating.)
Only about a third of the matches are straightenough to use, which is why I have already gone through sixty boxes. I am very selective and very precise. Each deck segment is glued one at a time. I made a jig out of some pieces of scrap oak so that every segment will come out exactly the same. So far I have manufactured fifty-seven of these