itâs different. I donât mind,â Winnie said. âWhat is it?â
âWe wanted to call him SMREG,â Tina said.
âSMREG?â Winnie asked, âSMREG?â What kind of name is that for a dog? Thatâs really crazy! Whatâd you want to call him that for?â
The Garbers laughed again, and this time Winnie was annoyed at being left out of the joke.
Glenn stopped laughing long enough to tell her. âSMREG is GERMS spelled backwards!â
âGERMS SPELLED BACKWARDS!â Winnie repeated loud enough for the whole block to hear. âOh, thatâs too much! Thatâs really great! Too bad it makes such an awful name for a dog! Here Smreggie,â Winnie called, trying it out. âGood doggie. Here, nice Smreg.â She laughed as hard as the others. Finally she remembered that she still didnât know his name. She stopped laughing and asked, âSo what
is
his name?â
Glenn cleared his throat and took a deep bow.âIntroducing,â he said â¦Â âIntroducing Woozie Garber.â
Winnie stared down at the shaggy, white dog who sat scratching himself at her feet. She shook her head and mumbled, âWoozie â¦Â Woozie â¦Â Woozie. What a name! Itâs almost as bad as Smreg!â The dog looked up and barked at her. âOkay â¦Â okay,â Winnie told him soothingly, while patting his back. âWoozie is a lovely name. Lovely! And youâre a lovely doggie! Whereâd you ever get a name like Woozie anyway?â she asked Glenn.
Tina looked at the ground and shuffled her feet. Herbie and Glenn smiled. âGo ahead Tina,â Herbie insisted. âGo ahead and tell Winnie.â
âOkay, okay,â Tina said softly, still looking down. âSee, when I was real little I had this stuffed dog that I used to take to sleep with me and I called him Woozie and â¦â
âYouâve still got that old thing Tina,â Herbie accused, interrupting his sister. âI saw you with it the other night.â
Tina put her hands on her hips and looked straight at Herbie. âOh sure Iâve still got him. But I donât
use
him anymore. Heâs in this box in my closet and sometimes I like to take the box down and JUST LOOK AT HIM. Thatâs all!â
Herbie and Glenn laughed some more. Tinachewed her bottom lip. Winnie felt sorry for her. âThatâs not so funny,â she told the boys. âWhen I was little I had an old blanket I dragged around. I dragged it around for years, till it fell apart. And I called it Blangley. Anyway, I changed my mind. I think Woozie is a great name for him. He looks like a Woozie.â Tina smiled a private thank you to Winnie. Woozie jumped up and barked his approval. Then he suddenly took off like a rocket and ran down the block.
âYou naughty old doggie! You come back here!â Tina hollered after him. But Woozie had already run up the Landonâs front walk. She poked her brother. âGo get him Glenn.â
Glenn looked at Herbie. âHerbie can run faster than me. Go get him Herbie.â
But Herbie looked at Tina. âLet Tina get him. Sheâs the youngest and sheâs always complaining about how she NEVER gets to do anything. Right, Tina?â
Tina looked at Winnie pleadingly. âWell, I see Iâm elected dog catcher,â Winnie said. âIâm not scared of Germs, Incorporated!â She popped a fresh piece of gum into her mouth, pulled her sailor hat down over her ears, and ran to the Landonâs house.
She paused before continuing up the front walk, wondering why Woozie decided to visit the worstpossible house on the block. She looked around. No Woozie. She thought hard about where he might be, then snapped her fingers, remembering the Collie that lived behind the Landonâs. At that moment Clarice opened the door and stepped out onto the front porch. She was sucking an ice cube and it