Contemporary
Lit, still puzzling over it.
Spanish II. Si, quiero
venganza. I want revenge.
I am on my way to history
when opportunity falls
smack in my lap, à la
a quick bathroom break.
As I start toward the girls’
room, I notice Madison
ahead of me. She reaches
into her purse, roots inside.
She glances around, but
doesn’t see me watch her
extract a tampon, palm
it, and step through the door.
I can wait to pee. And now
I’ve got my ammunition.
I’ll Have to Wait to Use It, Though
First I have to get through history.
I sit in my usual seat in back,
by the window, as Mr. Lawler
passes out last week’s essays.
I can’t help but notice how
he moves with feline grace.
A big cat. Jaguar, maybe.
Or a tiger. Secure within his stripes.
Pinstripes, actually, on dark
trousers, snug at the waist
and across his hips,
before falling loosely
down over his thighs.
And just as my disgusting
brain gloms onto a sick
image of what those thighs
look like, his voice descends.
Interesting piece of writing.
I’d like to discuss it further.
Can you wait after class,
or come in at lunch?
Interesting, good? Or bad?
My eyes drop, focusing on
a large red A at the top of
my paper. Apparently,
good. “Let’s do lunch.”
Doing Lunch
With Mr. Lawler will postpone
exacting revenge. Lunch would
have been a great venue for what
I’ve got in mind. Instead I’ll wait
for drama—not my class, but I’ll
go to watch Kaeleigh rehearse.
At least, that will be my excuse.
Madison will be there too.
And anyway, lunch with Mr. Lawler
and his pinstripes could prove quite
interesting. Sheesh. Sometimes I turn
into a major vamp. It’s a fun game.
I’m all into games, distractions
from the day-to-day crap. All vamp,
I open Mr. Lawler’s door. “Ready
for me?” His smile tells me definitely.
Come on in. I’m just finishing
up here. Have a seat. He gestures
to a chair beside his desk, scribbles
something in his grade book,
and finally looks me in the eye.
I’m fascinated with your take
on the Scopes trial. How did you
arrive at your conclusions?
I outline my research, add a bit
about my father and his take on
this sensational piece of history—
how different attorneys might have
made different arguments, the court
might have allowed the jury to
sentence Scopes, and the Bible
might have been the only source
for schoolchildren for many years
to come. Hard to believe they were
such cretins in 1925, jailing a high
school teacher for offering evolution
as an alternate theory to creationism.
Just who were the monkeys in the “Monkey
Trial”? Anyway, the entire time I talk,
Mr. Lawler’s eyes stay fixed on mine.
I’m very impressed. You took
a relatively straightforward
topic and gave it a unique
spin. I appreciate the extra
effort that went into this essay.
And then, in a completely
unexpected move, his hand
settles gently on top of mine.
I should pretend propriety, pull
my hand away. But I like how
it feels beneath the warmth
of his. I give my most vampish
smile. “Extra effort is my middle
name. Thanks, Mr. Lawler.”
That Was Fun
Maybe even more fun
than what I’ve got on my
agenda now. We shall see.
I wander into drama, wearing
“innocent”
like baby powder perfume.
Onstage, waiting for direction,
Madison stands with a couple
of girls and several guys.
Perfect.
God, she’s such a cow,
hardly even worth my
jealous
response. I almost change
my mind, but then she catches
sight of me and her expression
puts me on my feet. Totally
guilt
free, I saunter up the stage
steps. Kaeleigh hasn’t yet
appeared,
and Ms. Cavendish won’t
know the difference unless
I try to sing. I pass Madison’s
knot, sniff the air beside her
dramatically,
loudly project, “Ugh! What’s that
smell? Madison, are you on the rag?”
Kaeleigh
Everyone’s Laughing
At Madison, whose face has turned
the approximate color of pickled beets,
as she
Christiane Shoenhair, Liam McEvilly