surprised to see us.
She carried a small white dog in her arms. She wore a pink housecoat and had a pink towel wrapped around her head. She had on enough gold to fill an Egyptian pharaohâs tomb. Necklaces, bracelets, rings and earrings. Her skin was as tanned and tough as a mummyâs too. Her wrinkles were so deep, I was willing to bet that if she stood outside in the rain, her face would collect water. I had aquick mental picture of her shaking her face, like a big, old, slobbery Saint Bernard. I bit my lip to keep from laughing.
âGood evening,â Jennifer said. âWeâre here to speak to Carlos.â
A few other thoughts were going through my mind. This woman definitely wasnât Carlosâs mother. I also doubted she was his grandmother. Carlos looked more Hispanic than she did. Maybe a visitor? Maybe Carlos had been adopted by this family?
âCarlos?â she repeated in a scratchy voice.
âYes, maâam,â Jennifer said. âCarlos Pelayo. We go to school with him. Weâd like to invite him to try out for the track team.â
âI donât understand,â she said.
I couldnât take my eyes off her. Her eyebrows were plucked into a thin high arch, and she had tons of makeup around her eyes. The smell of her perfume was enough to kill a skunk. Her dog lifted its lip to snarl at me, as if it knew my thoughts.
âWell,â Jennifer said, âwe saw him run the other day. And heâs very fast.â
No kidding, I thought.
âMy dadâs a track coach,â Jennifer continued, âand weâre hoping he can joinââ
âI understand that part,â the woman said sharply. âWhat I donât understand is why youâre here.â
âTo speak to him,â Jennifer explained patiently.
âDonât treat me like a child,â the woman said. âHeâs not here.â
âOh,â Jennifer said. âMaybe you could give him a messageââ
âYoung lady, he doesnât live here.â
What?
âWhat?â Jennifer said. âI mean, I beg your pardon? Carlos Pelayo doesnât live here? But this is the address on the computer at school.â
âI have news for you,â the woman said. âComputers arenât always right. Of course, if you had been born before television like I was, you might understand that.â
âAre you sure, maâam?â I asked, speaking for the first time.
âOf course, Iâm sure,â she said. âSeems likemost of the time computers make much bigger mistakes than humans do. Iâm still fighting a utility bill that makes me just furious.â
She scratched her dogâs head. âRight, Sugar-booger?â she added in a high singsong voice.
Sugar-booger? âI mean about Carlos,â I said, feeling like weâd walked into a movie shoot with the wrong script. âYouâre sure about him?â
She glared at me. âAre you asking me if Iâm sure whether some kid named Carlos lives in my house? Like Iâm some old lady whoâs lost her marbles?â
âIâm sorry,â I said.
âYou talk funny,â she said. âIâve never heard anyone say âsore-ee.ââ
âHeâs from Canada,â Jennifer said. âThey all sound funny up there.â
Like that was helpful as we looked for Carlos?
âCanada?â she said. âMy fifth husband was from Canada. But Iâm not sure where. A stroke took him before I had time to find out much about him.â
She scratched her dogâs head again. âBut he left behind lots of money, didnât he, Sugar-booger?â She frowned. âThe Canadian dollar wasnât worth as much as I expected, and I almost felt cheated about the whole thing. His breath was horrible andââ
âWeâre sorry to have bothered you,â I said, backing away.
Jennifer and I quickly walked to the
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