noticed and pestered. If heâd thought about it, he would have made himself invisible before coming in here; it was the safest course of action in a room this crowded.
âMrs. Hayes! You are late,â said a gentleman seated at a dining table in the center of the room as he snapped an enameled snuffbox shut. He was a gangly fellow of perhaps forty, with a long nose and a pale, oddly soft-featured visage. Like some of the other men, he wore a wig, but his was by far the most ornate and heavily powdered.
âMy apologies, Lord Sandwich, and my compliments,â said Mrs. Hayes with a little curtsey. âPray, where might Sir Francis be? I was to deliver these charming lambs to him personally.â
âThe chief friar grew weary of waiting and retired to the chapel to make ready for the mass. These are the virgins, then?â
âYes, and please you, mâlord.â Herding the girls into a semicircle, the better for viewing, Mrs. Hayes announced, âFor your delight and diversion, gentlemen, eight unpolluted and intact maidenheads, fresh from the local villages. In the roseate bloom of youth, each and every one, virgin rosebuds as yet uncropped. I have tutored these innocents myself in the many and varied arts of love, the better to enhance their defloration during your rites of Venus.â
The whoremistress clapped her hands twice, a signal to the girls to execute awkward curtseys, glancing at one another as if to make sure they were doing it right. From the way they jostled each other, it was clear they were unused to the wide, hooped skirts in which theyâd been outfitted for their presentation.
Scanning them with a critical expression, Sandwich said, âIntact, you say?â
âPure and unsullied, one and all.â
âWe shall see.â Lord Sandwich snapped his fingers at the girl closest to him, a buxom beauty with coppery hair, and signaled for her to approach. âCome, come,â he said, pushing his chair away from the table so that there was room for her to stand before him.
âStep lively, Nadine,â urged Mrs. Hayes as she prodded the girl.
He gestured her closer until she stood between his outstretched, cat-stick legs. âI shanât hurt you.â
âHeâd rather she hurt
him
âeh, Sandwich?â some wag remarked.
âLift your skirts, then,â Sandwich said.
Nadine greeted that command with a blink of bewilderment.
Mrs. Hayes said, âThey only speak the parleyvoo, your lordship.â
âSoulevez votre robe.â
Indicating the girlâs skirts, Sandwich flicked his hand, cloaked to the fingertips in frilly lace cuffs.
Nadine looked around at the raptly attentive audience, cheeks blossoming with color.
âIâll have that one,â someone remarked. âI do so love it when they squirm and blush.â
âI daresay theyâve been well trained to do so,â someone else observed. âIs that not right, Mrs. H?â
Ignoring the taunt, Mrs. Hayes stepped forward and started lifting the young womanâs dress, but Sandwich slapped her hand away. âWhatâs the chit being paid for, if not to do our bidding?
Soulevez-le, mademoiselle.
â
Closing her eyes, Nadine gathered her skirts and raised them to her knees.
âOh, for pityâs sake,â Sandwich growled. â
Plus haut.
Like this.â Leaning forward, he grabbed her hands and forced her to raise the mass of dimity, stiffened petticoats and panniers chest-high, leaving her naked from the waist down.
âBy Jove, her cunnyâs as red as her face,â someone chuckled.
âA ripe little split apricot, just begging to be licked.â
âBe a sport, Sandwich,â said an Italian-accented fellow who was craning his neck to see. âTurn her âround so the rest of us can have a peek.â
âUnlace her! Letâs have a taste of those apple dumplings.â
âAll in good time,