him. âIt ends with everybody living happily ever after,â she said. âNow get up and play.â
Reluctantly he rose to his feet. He just towered over Kia. Somehow Iâd almost forgotten just how tall he was. Tall and goofy. Iâd seen him stumble and trip and bump into things more times than I could count.
âWeâre going to try to run a few plays,â Kia said.
âDo you want me to go high post or low post?â Ned asked.
âWhat?â Kia asked, reflecting my own shock at what heâd said.
âDo you want me to go high post or low post? Am I using those words wrong?â Ned asked.
âNo, not at all. I just didnât know you knew about stuff like that,â she said.
âI didnât until I reached chapter seven in the book. It stated that the center, also known as the big man, or the number five, should always set up in the post. I just assumed Iâd be the center because Iâm so much bigger than everybody else.â
âSure, youâre the center.â
âSo do you want me to set up high post or low post?â
âI think low post would be better. Just go over to ââ
âAbout here,â Ned said, taking up at just about the correct spot to the right of the hoop. âThere were diagrams in the chapter,â he explained.
âGood. Now whatâs going to happen is that Iâm going to set up a play. Iâm going to send the ball out to Mark. Heâll send it back to me and then Iâm going to send a chest pass in to you. Understand?â
He nodded his big head.
âAnd then you have two choices. You can either put the ball up for the net, try to score, or you can pass it back out to one of us.â
âDepending on whether the other team doubles down on me and who they leave open,â Ned said.
âYeah, thatâs right,â Kia said.
âChapter five described the double team and how to break it up by searching for the open man,â Ned explained.
âDid you read that book or memorize it?â I asked as I got up from the ground.
âUsually I do both. I have a photographic memory. I remember everything I read or see or hear.â
âEverything?â
âPretty well.â
âNed, it looks like youâre going to be quite the player,â Kia said.
She was saying those words to Ned, but she was actually looking at and talking to me.
âOkay, shall we try it?â Kia asked.
Mark broke around Ned, using him as a screen, and went to the top of the key. Kia shot him in the ball. He faked a shot â making his invisible man jump up into the air â and then passed to Kia. She grabbed the ball, turned and passed to Ned and the ball hit him squarely in the middle of his face! He toppled over backwards, like a tree being chopped down, his glasses flew through the air, and blood exploded out of his face!
âOh my goodness!â Kia screamed.
âNed, are you okay?â I yelled.
He was sprawled out on the driveway, his hands covering his face, blood just flowing out frombetween his fingers.
âIâll get some ice!â Kia yelled and started to run for the house.
âGet lots of ice!â I yelled after her. His nose looked even bigger than it had been a few minutes ago.
âYou feeling any better?â I asked.
âA little bit,â Ned said. He was still clutching an ice bag to his face.
âIâm so sorry,â Kia said. âEspecially about your glasses.â
They had split in two, right down the middle on the bridge.
âThatâs okay,â Ned said. âThey were already broken and I had them held together with Crazy Glue.â
âWe have some of that,â I said. âMaybe we can fix them.â
Even better, maybe we could fix them and get the ice bag off his face before our mothers came back from their walk. I hadnât thrown the ball, and it certainly wasnât my fault that he was