over my face. There was no point in denying it.
“I was bored,” I offered by way of excuse.
“You’re a pervert,” she accused, but with an amused glimmer in her eyes.
“You knew that already,” I replied.
“Yes, but I didn’t know what flavor of pervert. So I married a voyeur.”
“Maybe… a little.”
“Okay, so tell me. What did my voyeur husband spy from his perch?
I was uneasy, but she was encouraging. I felt like I was traipsing through a minefield. No matter how tolerant and even interested she seemed to be, I couldn’t help but feel that I was courting disaster in talking about what I’d seen.
I began with the Lesbians.
“How do you know they’re lesbians?”
“I don’t. They just had that look about them.”
“The lesbian look?”
“No, I mean, they had that newly married look about them. They just happened to be both women.”
“They could just be friends.”
I rolled my eyes. “I’ll point them out tomorrow. We’ll see what you think.”
I mentioned the Millionaire’s clan.
“Ohh, I saw them too,” Claire gasped excitedly. “The wife is quite the number, isn’t she? Sofia Vergara, only bustier.”
I told her about what I had seen with the daughter.
Claire gasped, hand to mouth. “No! You did not really see that!”
I nodded.
“Oh my God, all over her face? That is so rude.”
I shrugged. “Back alley quickies have their own rules I guess.”
She laughed. “I can’t say I’m that surprised. That girlie had slut written all over her.”
“Slut shaming, are we?”
“Not shaming. Just sayin’ I’m not surprised.”
I kept the Newlyweds to myself. I didn’t trust myself to speak about them, about her, without betraying myself. But that was okay. I’d given Claire enough.
She giggled as she finished her wine. “Okay, okay, I see where your mind was. I forgive you for thinking the unthinkable about me.”
“Unthinkable?” I said.
“I would never cheat on you.” She paused. “Unless you wanted me too.”
I felt my cheeks flush. “Claire!” I sputtered.
She laughed -- maybe just a little too hard -- throwing her head back in mirth as I’d seen her do with Trent. “I’m just kidding. Seriously, John, you need to get out of this room.”
I nodded. Then grunted. A piece of the fish had made its way down to my intestines. It was like a volcano.
“Excuse me,” I groaned, racing to the bathroom.
“So, I guess you’re not quite well yet?” she called through the closed door.
CHAPTER SIX
When Claire began to stir the following morning at what seemed to be shortly after sunrise, I begged her to let me sleep in. I’d spent much of the previous evening in the toilet, and sleep-deprivation aside, it is amazing how exhausting dry heaves are. At around 3:00am I actually began fantasizing a new weight-loss and exercise routine based on inducing dry heaves. A moment of gallows humor as I tried to distract myself from my misery.
“Come on, the fresh air will do you good.”
“Kill me,” I groaned.
“I’m going to the pool.”
“Go.”
“You never know who I might run into.”
That gave me pause, but I felt like death.
“I think I’m dying.”
She leaned down and gave me a kiss on the forehead. “Okay. Rest up. But. You. Will. Get. Better.”
“Yes. But just let me sleep for now.”
She was right. When I woke again at the civilized hour of 10:12am, I felt better. Not one hundred percent, but even more than the day before, I felt I was on the road to recovery.
Claire had left the curtains closed, but the balcony door open. I wondered if she was out there waiting for me, but when I peeked outside, she wasn’t there. I stepped out onto the terrace. Immediately, my phone rang. I ducked back into the room and answered it.
“Morning sleepyhead,” Claire sing-songed into the phone. I stepped back out onto the balcony and saw her waving at me from the poolside.
She’d positioned herself almost directly in front of our window. I
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