in this remote corner of campus, a group of women in matching black bathing suits and funny white bathing caps were splashing around and making a lot of noise.
âWhat are those things on their heads?â David said absentmindedly as he watched a pair of perfectly muscled calves break the surface of the pool.
âWell, I was reading in my welcome packet that Vassar was a womenâs college until 1969âit was one of the, um, six sisters colleges? Anyway, maybe they have some weird former girlsâ school tradition about wearing old-timey bathing caps.â
âUh, that would be
seven
sisters to youâ¦,â David said. He had been half-listening to what Mickey was saying.
âReally? How do
you
know that?â Mickey asked.
âSeven. Definitely seven. Smith, Barnard, Wellesley â¦â David paused and looked at Mickey who was smirking unabashedly. âShut up.â
âDavid, I just had no idea you were such a proponent of womenâs higher education. Thatâs awesome.â
âI said shut up. And theyâre playing water polo, you dumbass. Those arenât old-timey bathing caps. Theyâre like special water polo helmets.â
âOh.â
They were distracted by some loud screeching and name-calling below. One of the girls seemed to be dragging another girl around by her bathing suit. This went on for a few moments, during which David wasnât sure if he breathed or not. Finally someone blew a whistle and the girls all moved to the edge of the pool for a time-out.
David and Mickey were staring unabashedly when one of the girls noticed them on the balcony. âHey,â she yelled, âare you a professor?â
âMe?â David called down. âUm, no.â The girls propping themselves up with their elbows on the side of the pool all started to laugh, but it didnât seem like mean laughing to David. They were all looking up at him, and they all had glowing athletic skin and bright eyes.
The tall brunette who had blown the whistle yelled: âAre you an FBI agent?â which caused the girls to erupt again.
âI was just kidding,â the first girl went on. âYou donât really look like a professor. Or an FBI agent. Especially with that art project on your chest.â
David looked down at the red splotches on his shirt, and then at Mickey, who was nodding to himself with satisfaction. âTold you,â he said.
âHey!â One of the other girls exclaimed. âItâs that nude photo artist guy.â
âOh yeah,â said another. âAnd thatâs the cute guy from the photos, too.â
âAre you
really
the cute guy from the photos?â said a girl who had pushed herself out of the water and pulled off the cap to release a cascade of bleach-blond hair.
âUm, I guess. One of the guys â¦,â David mumbled, feeling his ears growing hot.
âOh, I didnât mean to embarrass you,â the girl with blond hair said. âI just think you look really good in a too-small suit, too.â
David touched his flaming ear and smiled boyishly. It suddenly looked like he didnât have to worry about leaving the attention from girls behind, after all.
arno in outer space
âAre you sure this is where weâre supposed to meet them?â Arno yelled over âUnder Pressure,â which was reverberating against the walls of the Mug, Vassarâs basement, on-campus bar. That was when he noticed all the glitter-encrusted signs on the walls proclaiming Friday night âSpace Disco Night.â
âYeah,â Patch said, âhold on a sec.â He was texting something, and since heâd only learned to text a week ago, it was taking all his concentration. Patch had insisted on taking an actual tour of the campus, so that he could report back to Greta, and Arno had tagged along.
He still hadnât figured out how he was going to get depth, although he could