tape recorders. Thatâs the future, he says. People wonât need to use stenotype machines at all. Theyâll just record everything by pushing a button.â
Now Uncle Mike became extremely angry. He could not keep his voice down as he explained to the man what would be wrong with tape recordersâhow they could not distinguish between street noise and the noise of voices, how they could not signal the judge to stop the proceedings if something was inaudible. âChaos, youâre talking about. Thatâs what you want?â
At this point Simon spoke for the first time since they had sat down. âI donât know,â he said slowly, and both Uncle Mike and the man turned to listen to him. Even the women turned. âI bet they could make a tape recorder work. And with what theyâd save on your salaries, there could be two or three of them. If one didnât pick up the words, the other would.â
âThatâs ridiculous!â said Mike. âUtterly infantile.â At that point, though, Ellie Potter got up at the lectern to speak, and the conversation was interrupted.
The presentation and induction of officers took some time and was not interesting. Frances played with the remaining food on her plate. After a while it was carried away and cake with white icing was brought. When it was Uncle Mikeâs turn to be inducted, they all clapped, and then Ellie Potter gestured in their direction and said, âMike Lewisâs proud familyâ and Pearl and her mother, and then her father, stood up while the whole room applauded. Frances started to get up but it took her a moment to understand, and by that time almost everyone else was ready to sit down. Simon didnât stand up.
After the inductions came the introduction of the keynote speaker, a judge, by Uncle Mike. This was the reason he had wanted everyone to come. He had to make a real speech, Hilda had explained. Frances had thought he would just stand up and say the judgeâs name, but her mother said that was not the way it was done.
Uncle Mike talked about how much this judge had done for court reporters, how he had always understood that his reporters were human beings, how he had been willing to take a break if the reporter was tired. âYou may think this simply proves that Judge Akers is a nice guy,â he said. âYou may think this has nothing to do with justice. But if you doâyouâre mistaken!â And Uncle Mike glared around the banquet hall.
He had a card with notes on it, and every now and then he looked at it, but Frances could see that on the whole he was making up what he said as he talked, and he was talking very much the way he did when he came to their house and talked to her father on Sundays.
âWhy, itâs the essence of justice,â he said, sounding angry, though he was praising Judge Akers. âItâs justice not only to the poor wretch whoâs taking down verbatim whatâs being said at maybe two hundred words a minute when people get mad and talk fastââhere there was a little laughterââbut itâs justice to the plaintiff and the defendant as well. Because Judge Akers knows that if the transcript isnât accurate, there may not be much justice, and he knows weâre human. And you know what?â he said, and here he looked carefully around the room. âBeing human may mean needing a break every now and then. It may mean having to go to the John every now and then.â More laughter. âWhich, I admit, is not true of these tape recorders some people want to replace us with.â He looked around shrewdly. âI have never heard of a tape recorder that needed to visit the john.â
Frances thought it was taking him awfully long, and the audience looked uncomfortable, too. âYou have to realize,â Uncle Mike was saying, âthat it takes a human being to get things right. A machine doesnât