I could lock myself away for at least ten days with all of the supplies Iâd purchased. Except that I was going to have to go out since I couldnât find an excuse to refuse Abbyâs invitation; Iâd simply negotiated a few days to prepare myself.
My landlords had a nice home. I was comfortably settled on the couch, in front of a large fireplace, with a steaming hot cup of tea in my hand.
Jack was a giant with a white beard. His calm demeanor tempered his wifeâs permanent liveliness. With disconcerting ease, he had poured himself a pint of Guinness at four oâclock in the afternoon. Rugby players who eat mutton and drink stout, I mused, to complete Felixâs description. And the dark ale immediately made me think of Colin.
In spite of this, I managed to hold up my end of the conversation. I first talked about their dog, Postman Pat, who had jumped all over me when I arrived and who never left my side. Then I talked about the rain and the nice weatherâwell, mainly about the rainâand how comfortable the cottage was. After that, I started to run out of things to say.
âAre you from Mulranny?â I finally asked.
âYes, but we lived in Dublin until I retired,â Jack replied.
âWhat did you do?â
âHe was a doctor,â Abby cut in. âBut tell us what you do, thatâs far more interesting. And Iâm especially curious to know why you would come to bury yourself in this place.â
Bury myself, exactly; the answer was in the question.
âI wanted to see some new places.â
âAll alone? How come a pretty girl like you isnât with someone?â
âLeave her be,â Jack scolded.
âIt would take too long to explain. Well, I have to get going,â I said, stony-faced.
I stood up, picked up my jacket and handbag and headed to the door. Abby and Jack followed behind. Iâd put a damper on things. I tripped over Postman Pat several times, then he ran outside as soon as the door was opened.
âSuch a big baby must keep you very busy!â I said (and then thought of Clara).
âOh, Good Lord, heâs not ours,â Abby told me.
âWho does he belong to?â
âEdward. Our nephew. We take care of him when Edwardâs away.â
âHeâs your neighbor.â
I was disappointed. Iâd thought that the house next door would remain empty, which suited me down to the ground. I didnât need any neighbors. I already felt that my landlords were too close by.
They walked me to my car. The dog started to bark and run around in circles. A black Land Rover spattered with mud had just parked in front of the house, rolling to a halt in front of my car.
âWell, speak of the devil,â Jack exclaimed.
âWait a few minutes,â said Abby, taking my arm to hold me back, âweâll introduce you.â
The nephew in question got out of the car. His rugged face and scornful expression made me feel no warmth towards him. Jack and Abby went over to him. He leaned against his carâs door and crossed his arms. The more I looked at him, the more unappealing I found him. He didnât smile. He reeked of arrogance. The kind of guy who would spend hours in the bathroom to work on looking like a nonchalant adventurer. He made it clear he didnât want to socialize.
âEdward, thatâs good timing!â Abby said.
âOh? Why?â
âItâs time you met Diane.â
He finally turned to look at me. He lowered his sunglassesâuseless given the mistâand looked me up and down. I had the impression of being a slab of meat on a counter. And judging from the look he gave me, I didnât seem to stimulate his appetite.
âUm, no, not really. Who is she?â he asked, coldly.
I took it upon myself to remain polite and walked over to him.
âIt seems youâre my neighbor.â
His face clouded over even more. He stood up straight and turned to my
Jessica Keller, Jess Evander
R.L. Stine - (ebook by Undead)