everybody, including his wife, that he is a bad lot, the fatâs in the fire! But loveâs love; the girl doesnât want to think that her Henry has these revolting habits, these criminal tendencies, and all the rest of it. Sheâll lie for him, swear blackâs white for him and everything else. Yes, itâs difficult. Difficult for us, I mean. Well, thereâs no good going on saying things were better in the old days. Perhaps we only thought so. Anyway, Poirot, how did you get yourself mixed up in all this? This isnât your part of the country, is it? Always thought you lived in London. You used to when I knew you.â
âI still live in London. I involved myself here at the request of a friend, Mrs. Oliver. You remember Mrs. Oliver?â
Spence raised his head, closed his eyes and appeared to reflect.
âMrs. Oliver? Canât say that I do.â
âShe writes books. Detective stories. You met her, if you will throw your mind back, during the time that you persuaded me toinvestigate the murder of Mrs. McGinty. You will not have forgotten Mrs. McGinty?â
âGood lord, no. But it was a long time ago. You did me a good turn there, Poirot, a very good turn. I went to you for help and you didnât let me down.â
âI was honouredâflatteredâthat you should come to consult me,â said Poirot. âI must say that I despaired once or twice. The man we had to saveâto save his neck in those days I believe, it is long ago enough for thatâwas a man who was excessively difficult to do anything for. The kind of standard example of how not to do anything useful for himself.â
âMarried that girl, didnât he? The wet one. Not the bright one with the peroxide hair. Wonder how they got on together. Have you ever heard about it?â
âNo,â said Poirot. âI presume all goes well with them.â
âCanât see what she saw in him.â
âIt is difficult,â said Poirot, âbut it is one of the great consolations in nature that a man, however unattractive, will find that he is attractiveâto some woman. One can only say or hope that they married and lived happily ever afterwards.â
âShouldnât think they lived happily ever afterwards if they had to have Mother to live with them.â
âNo, indeed,â said Poirot. âOr Stepfather,â he added.
âWell,â said Spence, âhere we are talking of old days again. All thatâs over. I always thought that man, canât remember his name now, ought to have run an undertaking parlour. Had just the face and manner for it. Perhaps he did. The girl had some money, didnât she? Yes, heâd have made a very good undertaker. I can see him, all in black, calling for orders for the funeral. Perhaps he can even havebeen enthusiastic over the right kind of elm or teak or whatever they use for coffins. But heâd never have made good selling insurance or real estate. Anyway, donât letâs harp back.â Then he said suddenly, âMrs. Oliver. Ariadne Oliver. Apples. Is that how sheâs got herself mixed up in this? That poor child got her head shoved under water in a bucket of floating apples, didnât she, at a party? Is that what interested Mrs. Oliver?â
âI donât think she was particularly attracted because of the apples,â said Poirot, âbut she was at the party.â
âDo you say she lived here?â
âNo, she does not live here. She was staying with a friend, a Mrs. Butler.â
âButler? Yes, I know her. Lives down not far from the church. Widow. Husband was an airline pilot. Has a daughter. Rather nice-looking girl. Pretty manners. Mrs. Butlerâs rather an attractive woman, donât you think so?â
âI have as yet barely met her, but, yes, I thought she was very attractive.â
âAnd how does this concern you, Poirot? You werenât here