femininity was radiated by the young actress Grace Kelly, by the older actress Loretta Young (thrusting open the French door on her weekly TV show), by models Jean Patchett and Suzy Parker, and by the soft-portraitured Breck Girls in Life magazine. Advertisements and commercials of women in cocktail dresses kissing their kitchen appliances drove home a schizophrenic mandate: Lure men with elegant wiles and then become a cheerfully addled serial procreator. Carole wrote in Barbaraâs ninth-grade autograph book:
May your blessings be many, may your troubles be few.
May your boyfriends be many, and your children, too.
But donât come crying when your hair is in curls.
I told you to try for only girls.
As âextremely theatricalâ (thatâs the expression many use) as Genie Klein was, neither she nor Sidney seemed to Caroleâs childhood friends to be particularly musical. Carole was the only one they saw at the piano, and she showed talent immediately. In a competitive field of musically gifted students, Carole won the Shellbank talent show and requested as her prize a baritone ukulele. Soon after, she appeared on the national TV talent show, Ted Mackâs Original Amateur Hour, strumming that uke through a rousing rendition of the hit paradeâtopping âShrimp Boats.â Carole avidly listened to what sheâd later call that âPatti Page eraâ music. âI used to listen to the radio and tear every song apart and try to figure out why it was what it was, even if it wasnât a hit,â she has said.
Carole gave parties in her familyâs basementââand they were packed,â remembers Barbara, especially during rounds of Spin the Bottle. Caroleâs date was her boyfriend, whom she met in Shellbankâs advanced math class: smart, creativeâand tinyâJoel Zwick. âI was the most unthreatening boyfriend you can imagine,â says Zwick (who went on to become a successful director; among his credits are the TV sitcom Laverne & Shirley and the film My Big Fat Greek Wedding ). âI donât think I weighed 100 pounds soaking wet or cleared five feet until I graduated high school. Genie Klein had such a dramatic way and she was so protective of Carole, she was intimidating. But I was too harmless for her to worry about. In fact, my nickname was Only Joel, as in (when the girls were having a pajama party and Iâd ring the bell): âYou can open it; itâs only Joel. ââ
âEventually, these parties Carole and other kids gave had lots of touchy-feely going on,â Barbara remembers. To âget felt upâ in the ninth grade was a first step to three or four years of fending off the pull of sex, a tension made all the more fraught by the new sleeper hit by an L.A. group, the Penguins, to which everyone was slow-dancing. The sensual, pleading songâso different from those genially corny white hit parade staplesâsounded like nothing these Brooklyn girls had heard before:
Ear-ear-ear-ear-ear-earth angel. Ea-earth a-an-gelâ¦
Will you be mi-ine?
âOn Monday there was this other music; on Tuesday there was rock ânâ roll.â Thatâs how The Bandâs Robbie Robertson once described the seemingly overnight mid-1954 shift in popular music. One day middle-aged white writers were cranking out saccharine pop songs like âHow Much Is That Doggie in the Window?,â âMr. Sandman,â and the trusty âShrimp Boats,â which were presented, by way of live skits, on TVâs Lucky Strikesâsponsored Your Hit Parade â¦and the next day the world changed. White teens started listening to, and demanding, an alternative: black music. (This overnight change can also be illustrated by the fact that in January 1954 an unknown Elvis Presley was recording Joni James covers; just a few months later, his raw, plaintive âThatâs All Right, Mamaâ was making good on his