me know she wasnât coming. I went with a group.â I must have looked at him with something like pity, because he added, âIt was fine.â He scratched his head and looked down at his shoes.
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As I walked out of the elevator, I felt a glimmer of guilt toward the teenage boy, but my headache took over by the time I was halfway to Lukeâs apartment.
I stomped to his door, saw the sign from the night before torn off and lying in the hallway, and knocked. I tried my best to be obnoxious about it, with loud, stiff-knuckled raps and nonsensical rhythms. I was at it a solid minute before Luke came to the door in an undershirt and yellow athletic shorts, his hair a nest wrought by blind birds.
âSong?â He blinked squinted eyes. I could almost hear the dry wrinkle of his slept-in contact lenses. âYou look a mess. What the hell happened?â
He opened the door wide and I barged in, kicking off my shoes. A man I didnât recognize slept like a heap of laundry on Lukeâs couch. There were four pairs of shoes left in the entrance, including a tiny pair of jeweled flat sandals whose owner was either out a pair of shoes or behind closed doors. Bottles, cans, loose playing cards, and crushed tortilla chips littered Lukeâs floor. The place looked like hours of work for whatever poor soul was cleaning up.
I plopped down on a chair at his dining table, across the room from the couch.
âWhat time is it?â he asked.
âI donât know. Seven?â
âGood grief.â He sat across from me, dragging wooden chair feet in a fibrous rustle through the carpet. âYou mustâve had a fun night.â
âSo Iâve heard. Do I really look like I just did a walk of shame?â My head throbbed.
âWell, those are last nightâs clothes, and you donât look like you spent much time sleeping.â He propped his wrists on the table and held his hands together. âI got your text around midnight after you went and disappeared. What the hell happened?â
âTo be honest, I canât say for sure, but nothing good.â I drummed the table with my fingers. âLuke, is there anything I should know about this little mission youâve sent me on?â
âWhat do you mean?â
âI donât know, any reason to think itâs dangerous?â
âI donât think so.â
âLetâs say your dad was having an affair with this girl. Would he take drastic measures to keep it quiet?â I bit my lip and looked up to see his face tighten with apprehension.
âJesus, what are you getting at?â
I stood up, walked over to his side, and leaned on the table next to him, half seated. âFeel this.â I indicated the swollen bump on the back of my head with a few light taps.
He reached up and ran his fingertips across my hair. âHoly shit. What happened?â
I outlined the events of the night before, from the Chanel to the ride, to the BMW. âAnyway, I was trying to look in the window to see if I could make anything out, and thatâs it. When I woke up, I was on Larchmont, so I came here.â
He wore a look of puzzled horror and rubbed his knuckles against the tabletop. âWhat do you mean, thatâs it? What happened?â
âWell, Iâm pretty sure I got sapped.â
âYou mean like by a cop?â
âMore likely a bad guy.â I sighed. âYou know, Marlowe gets cold cocked in like every Chandler novel.â
âI didnât know that. Whatever I know about Chandler Iâve gotten from you.â
âOkay, well, did you know The Big Lebowski is based on The Big Sleep ? I think thatâs why Lebowski gets knocked out twice.â
âOccupational hazard?â
âYeah. Occupational. Itâs always because someone doesnât want him snooping around, or because someone wants to know what he knowsâbecause heâs doing