Merlinmary, imagining her sister all chewed up in little bits.
âThere was a shark, but Satanella chased it and it swam off terrified,â said Morbid.
âWait a minute,â said Valla. âI saw her going off along the beach and that was after the stick throwing.â
They worked out that early that afternoon had been the last time any of them had seen Satanella.
âI bet she was going off after a scent trail,â said Betty. âSatanella canât resist a good smell.â
The family agreed that Betty could be right. Like all dogs, Satanella was prone to picking up those scents that can hypnotise dogs so much that, no matter what else is going on around them, they are in a little world all of their own. You coulddrop a bomb, make it rain lamb chops and throw a million red rubber balls, but nothing would be able to pull them away from the irresistible scent trail. The trail could go underground, up a tree, across a river, under a warthogâs armpit and even into the finest Belgian sausage factory, but the dog would follow it to the ends of the earth.
âI hope she hasnât gone to the ends of the earth,â said the Queen. âLittle dogs do that, you know.â
âWell, weâd better go after her,â said Mordonna. âWinchflat, I donât suppose you brought your Electronic-Hypnotic-Psychotic-Antibiotic-Smell-Tracker from home, did you?â
âOf course I did, Mother,â said Winchflat. âI never go anywhere without it.â
âHow can you be sure that it was a hypnotic, psychotic, antibiotic smell that Satanella was following?â said Betty. âIt might have just been a dead lobster.â
âIâve thought of that,â said Winchflat. âIt has a Dead-Lobster-Antenna as well.â
âShould we take a collar and lead in case Satanella doesnât want to come back?â said Ffiona, who sometimes forgot that Satanella was Bettyâs sister and not just the family pet.
âA collar and lead?â said Morbid. âYou must be joking. The last person who tried to put a collar on our big sister is in traction and still undergoing finger transplants.â
âWe could take Claude,â said Ffiona. âIf Satanella saw him, sheâd come back straight away.â
âDarling,â said Mrs Hulbert, âitâs half-past Claudeâs bedtime and pitch black out there, and Iâve only just managed to get the last bit of seaweed out of his nose. You are not taking your baby brother back to the beach.â
âDonât worry,â said Winchflat, switching on his thermonuclear three-hundred-and-ninety-seven-LED torch. âBetty and I will go and find her.â
Bettyâs hunch was right. Even without the help of Winchflatâs Smell-Tracker, because they were wizards Betty and Winchflat were immediately able to detect that there was a powerful scent trailrunning along the beach and off into the darkness. Because they werenât dogs like their sister, the scent did not entrance or hypnotise them.
âMy equipment has analysed the smell as a very old babyâs nappy wrapped around an even older crabâs stomach,â said Winchflat. âPretty well irresistible to a dog, especially one with a nose as sensitive as Satanellaâs. Come on, weâll follow it.â
âHow do you know she went that way?â said Betty. âThe trail goes in both directions.â
âMy Electronic-Hypnotic-Psychotic-Antibiotic-Smell-Tracker can tell that it came from that way and goes in that direction,â said Winchflat, pointing west. âAnd I think Satanella would be much more likely to follow whatever is leaving the trail than to go back and see where it came from. I mean, sheâd want to catch whatever it is thatâs making the smell, wouldnât she?â
âYes, of course,â said Betty.
They followed the trail along the beach to the end of the bay.