Mustache would have loved him. Peas in a psychotic mass-murdering pod, those two.
So Venus would have looked at a pair that had already proved to breed firebugs as Christmas in July. She could have built her own personal army out of us, breeding my parents like cattle. My mom couldnât wait around to find out if I was normal or not. So she did the impossibleâshe fled the Coterie. Which meant we had to be on the run, living under the radar. Not just for a little while, but forever.
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I FOUND Cade seated at a desk, bent over an old leather-bound hardcover, running a finger up the spine to see how it was faring.
âCan I go to lunch?â
âWith Sylvie, or the delinquent?â
âRight, because as an assassin, I should really watch who Iâm seen with. Wouldnât want to impugn my own reputation.â He grunted and I rolled my eyes, both of us winning the blue ribbon for maturity. âBesides, no one has ever proved that heâs a delinquent.â
Cade looked up from the book and stared at me over his glasses. âDonât you think itâs a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?â
âDonât you think open disapproval is the best way to drive me into the arms of the aforementioned beau? I mean, really, this is textbook stuff when dealing with a rebellious teenager, Cade.â
He put the book down and leaned his elbows onto his knees. âYou donât get to be textbook, Rat. I wish you could. I wish that boy were the least of your worries. You have to be more careful than most, and that includes who you date.â
âExactly. Itâs a date, Cade. Not a betrothal. You donât have to start thinking of how many chickens and goats Iâm worth yet.â
He gave me that patented thatâs-not-funny-and-you-know-it look that every parent develops. Do they teach it in a class? Hand it out with the diapers?
âYou have other options open to youâwhy this boy?â
If that question were a record, it would be one of Cadeâs old 45 singles kept on repeat, the needle wearing through the vinyl. I crossed my arms. âWhy not this boy?â
âItâs difficult for me to endorse any suitor you meet because he wandered into the bookstore while playing hooky.â He took off his glasses and rubbed a hand over his eyes. âDidnât Lock ask you out to see a band or something?â
âSo youâd rather I date the guy I met through my Coterie assassin gig than the one who was skipping school? That makes sense.â
He put his glasses back on. âNot the same thing: Lock made a responsible decision to protect his family; Ryan is a bored kid with too much time on his hands and not enough life skills to make good choices.â
âOne class, Cade. Letâs not blow this out of proportion. As for Lock taking me to see a show, heâs my friend. Friends do things together. I know youâre a bit out of the loop, but I hear thatâs how itâs been done for centuries.â
Cade sighed, and I could almost see him mentally throwing up his hands in frustration. He didnât do it, though. Instead he got up and kissed me on the forehead. âSometimes I forget how young and new to the world you are.â
Oooookay. âSo ⦠can I go?â
âFine. Before you leave, call Sylvie and see if she can come in a little early today.â
âWill do, boss-man.â In the eyes of the law I was almost an adult, but neither Cade nor I cared about that. He knew I was capable of making my own decisions and blah blah blah-bity-blah, but that didnât mean Iâd ever stop seeking his approval. Cade was my only family, and when you only have one person chiming in on things, a negative vote hurts.
Ryan and I went to a deli down the street for lunch. I picked at my hot Italian sausage grinder, and I was too bummed out after my conversation