enemies made him out to be, but somehow had the opposite effect. A high complexion; green eyes, slightly pop; short-clipped moustache; leather gaiters and a long tweed jacket, belted and reaching almost to the knees; a fur deer-stalker: all a deliberate self-caricature, an arrogant challenge to jeerers. Completely effective.
ʺAfternoon, Askey, afternoon, Moffardâkeeping remarkably fit, they tell me.ʺ
ʺThasso, thank you, mâlord.ʺ
ʺExcellent, excellent. Talk about that later. Now, then . . .ʺ
The earl turned towards Sonny. They eyed each other as equals. It was easy to imagine that in his time Sonny had faced pharaohs with the same gaze. Without any self-consciousness, the earl held out his hand for Sonny to shake, but instead Sonny stepped onto his wrist, spread his wings wide and with a long, smooth movement closed them either side of the earlâs head and at the same time arched his neck forward until they touched foreheads. After a moment or two he straightened, refolded his wings and returned to the hitching rail. The earl took a pace back, spread his right hand over his heart, bowed his head, then turned to the bench.
ʺWell, well, well,ʺ he said. ʺWhen it comes to sheer majesty, they could learn a thing or two from him at Windsor Castle, eh, Askey? Youâre right, of course. Have to keep mum about this. Talk about that later. Moffard first. Told that last census fellow you werenât sure, eh? Couldâve been Waterloo you remembered, not Trafalgar?ʺ
ʺBest I could think on, mâlord.ʺ
ʺDo for now. Do for now. But youâll need to start taking the long view, Moffard. Wonât wash twenty years on, will it, leave alone fifty? Think youâre going the whole way? Right back to the cradle?ʺ
ʺMaybe so, mâlord. Iâd not put it past him. No way he can tell me.ʺ
ʺIâll not be there to see it, moreâs the pity. Better start planning for it though. Worldâs changing, Moffard. Governmentâs getting its nose into all our lives. Happening more and more. No way we can be sure of keeping you hid, not for a hundred years. Two choices that I can see. Oneâkeep moving on. Live one place for a while, soon as it looks like youâre going to be spotted, move on. Wouldnât fancy that, eh?ʺ
ʺThat I wouldnât, mâlord. Lived here all my life, I have. Allus thought Iâd be dying here.ʺ
ʺFeel the same myself. Right. That case, four or five years on youâre going to have to start play-acting youâre getting older. And then youâll fall ill, take to your bed, and your nephewâll show up to look after you. . . . Oh, come on, man. If you donât have one now, youâd better start having oneâsheep farming out in New Zealand, maybe, spitting image of you, everyone tells you. And now, when youâre poorly, he takes you on. Anybody comes to the house, heâs the one they see. Youâre in your bed upstairs. Maybe Dr. Pastern could pay you the odd visitâthink we can let him in on this, Askey . . . ? Yes, Moffard?ʺ
ʺBegginâ your pardon, mâlord, but Sonnyâll see to that. First thing you said when you set eyes on âim, werenât it? âWeâve got to keep mum about this.â Same with Mr. Askey âere. Same with me, when âe werenât nobbut a chick. Almost the first thought come into my âeadâI wasnât lettinâ on. Thassow âe is. None sees âim as he donât want, and them as sees âim donât talk. Thatâs right, Sonny, arenât it?ʺ
All three turned towards the hitching rail. Sonny gazed back at them with a look of arrogant confidence that in a less impressive creature would have been smug. The earl chortled, unastonished but delighted by a successful turn in the intrigue.
ʺCapital!ʺ he said. ʺPastern can sign the death certificate when the old lad officially pops