to keep secret from him any part of our meeting today. I certainly intend to tell him I met you and exactly what we talked about.â
âPlease donât tell him about the cookies I hid in my pockets,â said Cole. âI know you saw me take them.â
âI made them for you. Where you choose to transport them is entirely your affair.â
All the way back toward the Beltway on Route 7, Cole tried to make sense of Mrs. Malichâs behavior. Was she really going to tell Major Malich about the assignment she had just given Cole? In that case, would Malich regard Cole as compromised somehow? Or would Malich simply give up and tell his wife what she wanted to know?
Or was there some game going on between them that was far more complicated than Cole could suppose? Cole had never been married or even had a girlfriend long enough to really think that he knew her. Were all women like this, and Mrs. Malich was unusual only in being so candid about her conniving?
Whatever it was, Cole already didnât like it. It was outrageous to be given an assignment by your commanderâs wife, though heaven knows it happened often enough when it consisted of moving furniture or running errands. Cole could see no way things could turn out that would not be detrimental to his career.
Had she been drinking? Was that it?
No, there had been no sign of that.
His cellphone went off.
âCaptain Coleman?â
âSpeaking.â
âThis is Major Malich. What does it mean when I get to the office and find you gone off somewhere?â
âSorry, sir. I should be back within thirty minutes, sir.â
âHow many hours do you think you
get
for lunch?â
Cole took a deep breath. âI was visiting your wife, sir.â
âOh, were you.â
âShe makes excellent cookies, sir.â
âHer baking is none of your business, Captain Coleman.â
âIt is when she offers me cookies, sir. Begging your pardon, sir.â
âSo what did she want with you?â
âI called her, sir. Since I couldnât learn anything about you or my assignment there at the Pentagon, I hoped to discover something about what you expected of me by talking to your wife.â
âI donât like you intruding into my personal life, Captain.â
âNeither do I, sir. I donât see that you left me a choice, sir.â
âSo what did you learn?â
âThat your wife is so worried about you, sir, that she enlisted me to try to find out what your clandestine operations are.â How far should he go with a new superior officer, and on a cellphone, no less? He plunged ahead. âShe believes youâre morally troubled about those operations, sir.â
âMorally troubled?â
âI think the word she used was âguilty,â sir.â
âAnd you think this is any of your business?â
âIâm convinced that itâs none of my business.â
âBut youâre still going to do it.â
âSir, Iâll just be happy to find out what we actually
do
in an office so secret that the secretary treats your subordinate like a spy.â
âWell, Captain Coleman, she treats you like a spy because the last two clowns we had in your position
were
spies.â
âFor your wife, sir? Or for some foreign power.â
âNeither. They were spying for people in the Pentagon who are also trying to figure out what Iâm doing when Iâm not in the office.â
âDoesnât the Army already know what youâre doing?â
There was a moment of hesitation. âThe Army owns my balls and keeps them in a box somewhere between Fort Bragg and Pakistan.â
Sometimes a non-answer was a perfectly usable answer. âItâs a mighty big box, then, sir. This Armyâs got a lot of balls.â
This time the pause was even longer.
âAre you laughing at me, sir?â asked Cole.
âI like you, Coleman,â said
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