laugh. Heâs like the OPPOSITE
of shy.
But heâs also a really good skater, and heâs the kid I can learn from.
I canât really explain to Dad about Kevin sort of
skating away
from being one of my two best friends at Oak Glen, and, worse, hanging out now with Jared, my sometimes enemy. Dad would probably call Kevinâs father to âtalk it through,â as he puts it, because they play golf together. And how embarrassing would that be?
Very.
And it would only make things worse between Kevin and me.
âI had a word with Henryâs dad about Fly, son,â Dad says after a really long pause. âThatâs how I know these things about him. Your mother and I were getting a little concerned, and the subject just happened to come up.â
That sounds pretty lame to me. âYou say we should never listen to gossip, Dad,â I remind him, thinking this is a pretty good point. âAnd this sounds like gossip to me. Or like Mr. Pendleton tattled about something private.â
âThings are different when itâs a matter of protecting your own children, son,â Dad says. âItâs our job to protect
you
.â
And itâs my job to protect Alfie, I remind myself. But I can handle that.
âSo what am I supposed to do?â I ask my dad. âNever go over to Henryâs house again? Like you said, itâs their choice who they invite over. I canât say, âSorry, Pendletons, but no more Fly.â Theyâve already decided about that, which means no more
me
.â
âYou could call first, to see if Fly is there,â Dad suggests, after thinking it over for what seems like a small part of one second.
âLike Iâm a
baby
?â I ask, feeling my face getting hot. âLike itâs some playdate? Weâre just hanging, Dad! Thatâs what guys
do
. They donât call first, or wait for some fancy invitation with glitter on it. I mean, I could see calling if Henry lived really far away, just to see if he was home, but heâs our
next-door neighbor
. Isnât it bad enough that Iâm only eight, and Henryâs ten? Iâm lucky he lets me come over there at all!â
âTake it or leave it, son,â Dad says, already thinking about something else. A rock, probably.
âButâbut what if Iâm over there with Henry, and Fly just kind of shows up?â I ask, picturing it. âWhat am I supposed to do then? Go running home like a
girl
?â
âLetâs not make any sweeping statements about girls, son,â Dad says, actually laughing a little. âAnd you donât have to
run
home. You can stroll. Or amble. Or mosey. But yes, given that situation, you should come on home.â
âHuh,â I say, staring down at my bony knees.
At my bony
little
knees. I feel like Iâm about three years old.
Butâmaybe Dad has accidentally given me a way to wriggle out of this terrible new rule. I could always say
Fly
just happened
to show up at the last minute, even if he was already there.
I could lie.
And I wouldnât have to âmosey homeâ right away, would I?
Maybe when you make a dumb new rule like this one, you deserve what you get,
Dad
. But if thatâs the case, why do I feel like Iâm slipping even further from my goal?
At this rate, Iâll
never
get my friend Kevin back!
10
The real story
âJack and the Beanstalkâ and Me
by
EllRay Jakes
Â
I thought this famous story was about a boy named Jack who started out doing something dumb but ended up being a hero. I thought his mom lost her job, and they ran out of food. Then Jack sold their only cow to this shady guy for some magic beans, but you canât eat magic beans. His mom got mad at him and threw the beans out the window. A huge beanstalk grew during the night, and Jack climbed to the top, probably to hide from his mom. Then Jack fought the giant who lived at the top of the beanstalk and