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up for good is an idea. It’s one of the best ideas I’ve ever had. Again, tracking my number of ideas and their respective qualities is not something I ordinarily do, so I’m making this statement not based on empirical fact but on gut feeling. I don’t imagine that I’ll ever completely warm up to gut feelings, given their intrinsic (I love the word “intrinsic”) lack of reliability, but in recent years I’ve learned to accept that I have them.
    Now that Mr. Withers has stated without equivocation (I love the word “equivocation”) that I will not be going back to work at the
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, I am not bound to be in this house or in Billings. Furthermore, as my lawyer, Jay L. Lamb, has made clear, I’m fucking loaded. I have never really thought of it thatway, but I remember that was Scott Shamwell’s reaction when I told him how much money my father left me when he died. “Bro,” he said, “you’re fucking loaded. Why are you working here?” He meant it as a rhetorical question, but in time, Mr. Withers answered it for him by involuntarily separating me.
    But back to my current situation. The world is my oyster, as the saying goes, and a stupid saying it is. Kyle doesn’t need to come here. I will go to him. I am not due anywhere for eleven days, when I’m scheduled to fly to Texas to see my mother. I have plenty of time.
    I head for the phone, detouring to the bathroom first.

    This is going to be so great.
    Donna said she and Victor would love to host me in Boise, that they have a finished basement like mine and a good bed down there. She even puts Kyle on the phone, and although he sounds glum when he says “Hi, Edward,” I am sure that our being together again will improve his mood. It’s hard to be sure about something like that, but again, I have a good feeling.
    I tell Donna that because we have been enjoying unseasonably mild weather, I would just as soon drive my Cadillac DTS to Idaho. It has been a long time since I got out and saw the western part of Montana, and by a long time I mean that I haven’t seen it since June 15 to 23, 1986, when I was seventeen years old and I rode along with my mother and father on a family vacation to Seattle and back.
    Donna tells me to be very careful and that before I leave, I should go to the cell phone store at Rimrock Mall and get myself a cellular telephone so I have a way of getting help should I run into trouble. She’s a very logical woman.
    When I think about going to Rimrock Mall, I feel a little queasy in my stomach. I don’t really like it there, with all the people. Also, there’s just no way to get there without taking left turns. I know. I’ve tried.
    I’m also thinking about all the other things I have to do to get ready. I have to pack. I have to plot out a route, including gas stops and food. I have to get the oil changed in my Cadillac DTS. And I have to call Dr. Bryan Thomsen and tell him that I will not be at our 10:00 a.m. appointment Tuesday.
    This will be weird. I’ve seen Dr. Buckley or Dr. Bryan Thomsen every Tuesday of every week of every month of every year since June 11, 2002, when Dr. Buckley moved my appointment from its regular 10:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. and it was nearly a disaster. She never made that mistake again, and from then on, my appointments were at 10:00 a.m. No matter what else has been unreliable in my life, my Tuesday counseling session has held steady. Now I’m going to miss one by choice. That’s difficult for me to believe.
    On the other hand, I’m troubled by the fact that Dr. Bryan Thomsen, whom I’ve been seeing now that Dr. Buckley has retired, has missed the 10:00 a.m. mark seven times in our thirty-two one-on-one meetings. I’ve held my tongue because I haven’t wanted to wreck things with him, but if his sloppiness continues, it will have to be addressed. By skipping an appointment, I will avoid that potentially uncomfortable conversation for now.
    “Are you sure about this,