Constableâs wagon now on the inn sign, in place of George III, who was too unromantic to attract passing custom. Shunning the tearooms, which seemed exclusively geared up to the tourist trade, Graham picked on The Haywain for his lunch, with a menu of staple English fare such as scampi, baked potato with chili con carne, and lasagne. As he parked the car, Graham realized that he had driven through the village from end to end, but had seen no sign of a garage. Garages, like electric razors and plastic macs, had become things of the past.
The Haywain, that lunchtime, was populated mainly by locals, by old and new residents. They were dressed casually, even sloppily, but they were yarning to each other, or to the landlord, swapping comments on the weather, the harvest, or the political situation, andâon his entry through the saloon bar doorâfixing their eyes on the newcomer. Yes, mainly local: that was ideal.
âIâll have a pint of Bassâ¦and the lasagne as well. You can dispense with the salad.â
âNo salad? Will you have the chips then?â
âOh, all right. With chips.â Arnold Wesker had been right all those years ago. It was chips with everything for the British. The landlord bustled off to the kitchen with the order, then came back to do his landlordly duties by the newcomer.
âYou a stranger round here?â he asked, as he drew his pint.
Graham nodded. âI am now, though Iâm just over the border in Suffolk. I grew up in Colchester. Iâm near Ipswich now, but Iâm having a day off to drive round old haunts. To tell you the truth, Iâm not sure that I was ever in Bidford as a boy.â
âLots of folk pass through here,â said the landlord.
âI can see that. I had a girlfriend here once, briefly, but I canât recall that I ever visited her at home. I think her father had a garage here.â
The all-male customer clientele looked at each other.
âWell,â said the man immediately beside Graham at the bar, âthat would have to be either Ted Somers or Wilf Bradby, who bought it off him. Going by your age, that is, which Iâd guess as early or midforties.â
âPretty spot-on,â said Graham, swallowing his dislike of people who guessed his age and got it right. âIt was Ted Somers. I never met him, so far as I recallâwhich means I was never âtaken home to meet the parents.â â
âThat would be Peggy you were going with, then,â said the man. âShe had one or two boyfriends that she didnât take home to meet the parents. She was the apple of their eye. Sheâd want to be very sure before she took anyone home, because theyâd have hit the roof if he hadnât been up to scratch.â
âMeaning nothing personal,â said the landlord hastily. âWhereâs your manners, Percy?â
âSorry,â said the man, not noticeably shamefaced. âNothing personal at all. Iâm Percy Sharp. Iâve lived here pretty much all my life, though I worked in Lavenham. We all remember the garage, because it was convenient. But neither Ted nor Wilf could make a go of it. Wilf sold it five years after he took it over. See the new houses next door to this place? Thatâs where the garage was.â
Graham nodded. Heâd wondered whether that was the case.
âOwning a garage hasnât been much of a recipe for success for years now,â he said. âTed must have seen the signs at the beginning of the trend.â
âHappen. But I donât think heâd have moved if it hadnât been for Peggy. Iâd better not say any more. Nobody really knows the facts. And for all I know you could be the father.â
There was a sniggering around the bar.
âFor someone who isnât going to say anything, Percy Sharp, you get your meaning across,â said the landlord.
âIf she was pregnant when she moved away,â lied
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