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that’s what God did. And you saw the movie so you know the rest of the story. God parted the sea so the Israelites could cross and then drowned the Egyptian army.
    The LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the sea, that the waters may come again upon the Egyptians … and the LORD overthrew the Egyptians in the midst of the sea. … And the waters returned, and covered the chariots, and the horsemen, and all the host of Pharaoh that came into the sea after them; there remained not so much as one of them. 14.26-28
    But the part I like best they didn’t show in the movie. God got right out there with his wrenches and whatnot and removed the wheels from the Egyptian chariots. How cool is that?
    The LORD … took off their chariot wheels. 14.24-25
    That would have been fun to watch.
    OK. So how many Egyptians drowned to get God some more honor?
    Well, we know there were at least 600, since that’s how many chariots the Pharaoh sent after the Israelites.
    And he took six hundred chosen chariots, and all the chariots of Egypt, and captains over every one of them. 14.7
    But along with the chariots there were “horsemen, and all the host of Pharaoh” that chased after the three million or so escaping slaves.
    So although I probably greatly underestimated the imaginary number, I guessed 5000.

11. The Lord will have war with Amalek from generation to generation
    Exodus 17.11-13
    Estimated Number Killed: 1,000
    Amalekites
    Before the Israelites had even left Egypt, they began to do what they do best: complain.
    They complain when they see the Pharaoh’s chariots.
    When Pharaoh drew nigh, the children of Israel lifted up their eyes, and, behold, the Egyptians marched after them; and they were sore afraid: and the children of Israel cried out unto the LORD. And they said unto Moses, Because there were no graves in Egypt, hast thou taken us away to die in the wilderness? wherefore hast thou dealt thus with us, to carry us forth out of Egypt? Is not this the word that we did tell thee in Egypt, saying, Let us alone, that we may serve the Egyptians? For it had been better for us to serve the Egyptians, than that we should die in the wilderness. Exodus 14.10-12
    They complain when they’re starving to death.
    The whole congregation of the children of Israel murmured against Moses and Aaron in the wilderness: And the children of Israel said unto them, Would to God we had died by the hand of the LORD in the land of Egypt, when we sat by the flesh pots, and when we did eat bread to the full; for ye have brought us forth into this wilderness, to kill this whole assembly with hunger. 16.2-3
    They complain when dying of thirst.
    There was no water for the people to drink. Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may drink. And Moses said unto them, Why chide ye with me? wherefore do ye tempt the LORD? And the people thirsted there for water; and the people murmured against Moses, and said, Wherefore is this that thou hast brought us up out of Egypt, to kill us and our children and our cattle with thirst?  17.1-3
    Before long, God will respond to their complaints with several mass murders. But we’ll leave that for another time.
    Because now it’s time for some Holy War.
    The Amalekites show up and the fight begins. God controls the whole thing with some remote control magic tricks. Every time Moses holds his hands up, the Amalekites are slaughtered by the Israelites. When he gets tired and lets his arms down, the situation is reversed.
    When Moses held up his hand, that Israel prevailed: and when he let down his hand, Amalek prevailed. 17.11
    Eventually they had to set some rocks under Moses’ arms to make sure that the right people got killed.
    But Moses hands were heavy; and they took a stone, and put it under him, and he sat thereon; and Aaron and Hur stayed up his hands. 17.12
    But it all worked out just fine.
    Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword.