Bellâs offices in the middle of the night. He made a modest living selling cheap calls, âupgradesâ to phone services, and computer equipment that had taken a tumble from a truck. The Mystery of the Lisp Machine was just his kind of gig. I figured if he hadnât done it, he knew who had.
I spoke to him in his momâs basement, a musty space filled with âborrowedâ phone equipment. Swan had an arcane set ofpersonal ethics that stopped her from messing up the phones or credit ratings of innocents, including Mrs Mond, so Ian was safe as long as he stayed under her roof. We sat on a couple of upturned milk crates while I filled him in.
âIsnât it obvious?â he said. âItâs either one of the staff in the college computer department, or a trusted student. Or both. You go for a walk through their compute centre and see if you canât spot one of your suspects right away.â
âAlready done,â I said. Mondy nodded, satisfied that I was trying to help myself. âIâm pretty sure I know who at least one of Swanâs visitors was. Robert Salmon, the sysadmin, didnât show up for work today. Heâs a twenty-year-old blond.â
âIâve talked to that kid a couple of times. Heâs OK.â Mondy peered at me through his thick, square glasses. âDonât hand him over to her, Chick P.â
âRelax. Iâm a journalist. Iâm supposed to observe, not get involved.â
He nodded, still peering at me worriedly. âGood. Good. Find out what he wants. Find out what sheâs not telling you.â
âFor that,â I said, âIâll need your help.â
Mondy has a devilish smile. âAll right,â he said. âLet me get a few things together.â
I listened in while Mondy coaxed the cable-and-pair number he needed out of an innocent worker somewhere in the telco. It was easy as pie: he picked a phone box at random (at least, I assume it was random), flipped open one of his collection of pocket-sized notebooks, and dialled up a number at the line assignment office. His voice became gruff. âHi. This is Danny Heap from Repairs. Iâm up a pole . . .â A few moments later he had the info he needed. âThank you kindly, maâam.â
The phriendly phone phreak made me wait in the car whilehe did whatever he did to the bridging box outside Salmonâs small house. It was for my own protection, he claimed, but I think he just didnât want me to get a look inside his little black bag of goodies. He dressed the part, with denim overalls, a well-stocked tool belt, and what looked suspiciously like a Ma Bell ID badge.
Weâd parked where we could get a view through the study window. The venetian blinds were down, but half-open, giving me an occasional glimpse of silhouettes in the dull light of the computer screen. The glove box of the Escort was always well-supplied with junk foods, guaranteed kosher. I munched on a dark chocolate bar, my eyes scanning the suburban street. A couple of cars went by, but nothing suggested anyone had taken an interest in Mondy or his accomplice.
At last Mondy slid back into the driverâs seat. He reached into the back and grabbed the handle of a large black tapedeck, hauling it into his lap. Up went the aerial. He fiddled with the dial until he heard the tone he wanted. âHear that? That means the phoneâs off the hook right now,â he said. He pushed in a cassette.
We sat in companionable silence for a long time. I stared at the little yellow spots on the back of his head. Mondy gave me a âWhat?â glance. âThe embroidery around your yarmulkah,â I said. âIs that Pac-Man?â
âDid it myself,â he murmured. âAha!â
The sound issuing from the tapedeck had changed. Ian thwunked down the ârecordâ button. My first ever wiretap had begun.
Two
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