Everythingâs going according to plan: Ava and Jules, plus one of our kindred accompanying,â Gold says, looking smug.
âTheyâre coming!â I hear Gaspard yell in French on the other end, resulting in a scream that could only be Charlotte in freak-out mode. Now thereâs no way of backing out, I think, my heart dropping.
Gold turns away from us to continue the conversation with Gaspard, and I look toward Ava, who wears an expression of feigned boredom. âIs he always this pushy?â I ask.
Ava crosses her arms and rolls her eyes. âYou have no idea.â
SIX
THE PLANE TRIP IS INTERMINABLE. THERE ARE times when I wish revenants could sleep, and this is definitely one of them. Gold chartered a four-person jet, which would normally be sufficient, but the way things are going, I wish we were on a jumbo, with rows and rows of empty seats between us.
Once he got over the shock that heâd been tapped to go to Paris, Faust had just enough time to get his hands on a French guidebook, and began practicing phrases on me as soon as the plane took off.
Weâre two hours into the flight and heâs still on, âOù est la gare?â
âFaust, youâre not going to need a train station,â I moan.
He nods and flips through to another page. âVoulez-vous dîner avec moi ce soir?â
âWhat is this?â I ask, and pluck the book out of his grasp. The chapter is entitled, âRelationships and Dating.â I toss it back tohim, and, leaning my head back against the headrest, wearily respond, âYouâre not going to pick up a French girl by asking her out to dinner. Youâve got to begin with compliments. Start with something safe: her eyes. Her smile.â
I feel little darts of hatred piercing my skin, and turn to where Ava sits ensconced behind a laptop. She has been pointedly ignoring us the whole time, but now sheâs giving me a look of unadulterated disgust.
âWhat?â I ask, throwing my hands up in frustration. I donât understand what this womanâs problem is with me.
She just shakes her head and goes back to typing. A pencil is tucked behind her ear, lending her appearance the slightest hint of naughty librarian. Interesting. Stop it, Jules, I chide. This girl is dangerous .
I look back to Faust, who has jotted down a note on the dating page, Eyes. Smile . He closes the book and taps it impatiently with his pencil.
âSpeaking of smiling, I donât get why youâre not supposed to smile in public,â he said, leaning back in his seat, his hands folded behind his head, displaying triceps that rival Ambroseâs.
âWhat are you talking about?â I ask.
âItâs in the etiquette rules chapter,â he says.
âWhy on earth are you worried about French rules of etiquette?â
âItâs my first time outside the United States, besides Mexico,â he responds. âI want to do this right.â
I sigh. âYouâll probably be with kindred most of the time, butokay. What does it say?â
I reach for the book, but he puts a hand out to stop me. âNo, no. Iâve got it memorized.â He tips his head back, stares at the ceiling, and begins counting on his index. âOne. When you go into a shop, say â Bonjour, monsieur â or â Bonjour, madame â as soon as you step through the door, and â au revoir â when you leave.â
He glances over at me. I nod. âCommon courtesy,â I say.
He adds his middle finger. âTwo. Youâre expected to order one drink per hour in a caféâyou canât just sit there all day on one drink.â
âThatâs an approximation,â I say, âbut yeah, itâs kind of like renting a table.â
He nods, satisfied. âThere are about ten others. They all pretty much made sense. Except for the smiling one. It said youâre not supposed to walk around with a smile
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