shooting lanes. Electric target retrievers allow the shooter to pick any distance he or she desires.
âHey, Dix,â calls Benny as I make my way to the gun bar. âFrankâs inside, lane 6. I booked you on 5.â
Benny, a pug-nosed veteran who likes to wear crisp military green T-shirts even though the color doesnât suit his complexion, is the owner. If he listened to me heâd switch to navy blue to highlight his eyes, but he doesnât, so green it stays.
Reaching the glass display case, Iâm surprised he hasnât already pulled out the Glock 19 and smaller Glock 26 that Iâve been renting.
Benny reads my face. âI know youâre enjoying the Glocks,â he says. âBut Iâm thinking thereâs something missing.â
I smile. âAnd whatâs that?â
âTheyâre too plain. Lacking that bit of pizazz to get your teeth watering, am I right?â
I shrug. âItâs a gun, Benny. Not a fashion accessory.â
âYou kiddinâ me?â His cheeks balloon in mirth. âYou think these guys donât brag on their hardware? I donât know about fashion, but the kinda gun you shoot is definitely a statement.â
âOK, what you got?â
âYouâve tried the automatics,â he begins. âAnd you made a nice, safe choice with the Glocks, but Iâm still a fan of a good six-shot revolver. Easy to clean and maintain, always reliable, and thereâs more of a connection between you and the gun. In my humble opinion, it just feels better in the hand. And for personal defense, who needs seventeen bullets? Keep a level head and one does the trick.â
My lips twitch in amusement. âYouâre kinda sexy when you go all gun geek, Benny.â
He flushes. âDonât fool with an old man,â he warns. âOur hearts canât take it.â
âSo what do you recommend?â I ask.
From under the counter, he produces a matte-black revolver thatâs about eight and a half inches from tip to tail and lays it on the glass.
âIâm liking this Smith & Wesson Governor that you can load with .45 ACP or Long Colt, plus .410 shotgun shells. This gives you great stopping power with the buckshot loads for close-quarter confrontations, and the .45s for a longer, cleaner shot. Itâs a few ounces heavier than what youâre used to with the Glock, but I got a feeling youâll actually like the added heft.â
I pick up the revolver and move into a two-handed stance. It is slightly heavier, but Bennyâs right, it feels good.
I smile again. âIâm liking it.â
Benny nods. âThought you might.â
âCan I take it for a spin?â
He slides the blue plastic gun case over, plus a box of .45 ACP ammo and a handful of two-and-a-half-inch .410 shells.
âLane 5 is waiting.â
You donât get much talking done on the actual range unless youâre looking for monosyllabic grunts and head shakes. So while I gain an intimate knowledge of the Governor, Frank is showing what a few decades of practice can do to a paper silhouette that done did him wrong.
Frank doesnât shoot fancy or try any tricks. Heâs strictly a heart and lungs kind of guy, with every shot finding its mark. As he lectured when I first asked for his help: âRemember, TV is bullshit. You never shoot to injure, always to kill. Aim for a leg or an arm and youâll put a ricochet through some unlucky civilian before the perp puts you down. Always aim for the chest, center mass. If the first bullet doesnât stop him, itâll at least slow him down. Keep hitting that mark and heâll eventually stop moving and lay down to die.â
I load two shotgun shells and fill the remaining four chambers with .45s. Shooting is like yoga, except noisier. I control my breath, balance my stance, aim, and fire.
The silhouette doesnât stand a chance as the first shell