her, handing her another envelope, this one marked with a black X on the front of it.
âNo way! No fucking way!â she screams, sliding out the two backstage passes to the same concert. âIâm gonna meet Bowie! Holy shit!â Jumping right at me, she throws her arms around my neck and squeezes me so hard that my cigarette pops out of my fingers. âThank you so much, sweetheart! Thank you!â
I grab her shoulders and kiss her on the cheek and move her off me, tears running from her eyes, and I say, âHappy birthday, Nina,â then rub the cigarette out with my foot.
Nina wipes her eyes and goes, âHow did you get these?â
âCome on,â I tell her, dumping the rest of my beer down my throat. âI know a lot of fucking people, darling. A lot of well-connected people.â
Nina wipes her eyes again and says, âYou are amazing sometimes, James. Absolutely brilliant.â
âAnd feel free to take whoever you want.â
âReally?â
âYeah. Iâm out of town that night, so go ahead and take anyone, just not Brian.â
She sticks out her tongue, and I dig out my coke and look for a surface to cut out a line. I end up grabbing a picture off a computer desk of some dude white-water rafting.
âYou want some of this?â I ask her.
âYou know I donât do that shit, darling.â She puts the tickets and passes into her purse and goes, âThatâs another reason why me and you would never work out. I hate watching you kill yourself with that shit.â
âHey, ya know, I was actually thinking the other day about how much of this I do and came to the conclusion that itâs really not that I love doing coke all that much anymore, itâs more like I donât dislike it enough to quit.â Pause. âItâs kinda like being a Rolling Stones fan still.â
âRight,â she laughs.
I take a seat on the edge of this messy bed and dump some coke on the picture and start grinding the chunks down when the bedroom door bursts open and in walks the same dude from the picture Iâm using as a surface, wearing a PBR trucker hat and a NOFX T-shirt.
âWhat the fuck is going on in here?â he wants to know.
âWeâre having a private party,â I snort back. âWanna join?â
âFuck you, tweaker. I donât know you two.â
âSo what, man? We donât know you, either.â
âSo what made you think you could come into my room without permission and do drugs off my shit?â
I get to my feet and go, âRelax, man. Weâre not gonna take anything.â I look around the room. âIt wouldnât even be worth our time.â Pause. âWe didnât know the room was off-limits.â
âBullshit. There was a huge sign on the door.â
âYeah, but really, man,â I say with a grin. âWhatâs in a sign, ya know?â
âOh, shit. A smart-ass.â The dude swipes at the picture, knocking it and all the coke on it out of my hands. âI want you two out,â he says.
âDonât be a dick.â
âDonât tell me what to do in my own room,â he snorts, jabbing a finger into my chest.
âDude.â I shove him back. âDonât ever touch me again.â
Nina jumps in between us. She shouts, âStop it!â Then she turns to me. âJames, letâs just leave the room. Itâs not a big deal.â
âHey, totally fine with me.â
âSo go,â the dude rips.
Nina yanks me past him, me grinning at him the whole time. She pulls me out of the room and back up the stairs and into the living room, where I run right into Tim and Jessica, this rad married couple I met when my homies Sebastian, Lena, Chloe, and I took a road trip up to Seattle to see the Murder City Devils get back together for two last shows.
âOh, shit,â I say. âWhat the hell are two well-put-together,