to.â
âSomething to kick when you get angry, you mean.â
âThat too.â His hand darted out and stroked my hair before I had time to duck. âLooks better now itâs grown again. Youâre turninâ out all right after all.â
âShame the same canât be said for you,â I said quickly, batting his hand away.
He gave me a superior smile. âWell, I donât need looks, do I? Not when Iâve got power. But you, what else âave you got to fall back on now theyâre closinâ the theatre?â
âBrains, Billy, brains, as you once told me. Keep the cushion; Iâm taking no place at yours or anyoneâs fireside any time soon.â
The butler appeared at the door to show me out. I paused on the threshold.
âOh, and Billy?â
He was locking the door to his strongroom again. âYeah, cherub?â
âIâd sack the elocution teacher if I were you. Itâs pissing in the wind to think you can learn to speak properly.â
With that, I made a fast exit and showed myself out on to the street.
I set off in a mad dash across town to prevent Syd and Pedro bringing the rest of the Butcherâs Boys to my rescue. Having started the day with a relatively creditable appearance, I was ending it in a crumpled mess, stained with raspberry and besmirched with dust. But the deepest soil on me was the feeling I had carried away from Billyâs white room â that wouldnât wash off. He had an unhealthy obsession about me. I had the impression that getting me as part of his kingdom had come to represent the final proof that he had conquered the world. While I still existed, rude and irreverent, he would always feel his lowly origins dragging him down. If I failed to fulfil my part of the bargain, as seemed all too likely, I would havebeen proved as fallible as all his other minions, someone he could control. To him Iâd be part of his menagerie of tame bullies and thieves.
âNever,â I swore to myself as I turned into the alley leading to the back of the shop. âIâll leave London before I let that happen to me. Exile must be better than being enslaved to Billy.â
âBloody âell, Cat, you âad us that worried!â shouted Syd as I burst into the yard.
Pedro threw aside the cudgel he had been holding and gave me a hug. âAre you all right?â he asked. âHe didnât harm you?â
âNo. It was like I told you â he just wanted to swap insults.â
The boys relaxed their warlike stances. Syd grinned. âI bet you gave âim what for, eh, Cat?â
âYeah, I think I came out on top.â For now, at any rate.
I proceeded to entertain them with an edited version of my call on Billy, leaving out all reference to our deal. They were highly amused to hear about his attempts to pass himself off as a gentleman.
âI donât know who âe thinks âeâs foolinâ,â marvelled Nick, Sydâs second-in-command. âBillyâs as refined as horse-dung.â
Jo the Card bowed before me and produced a posy of flowers from up his sleeve. âTo our Cat, Insulter Extraordinaire to the Prince of Darkness.â
I smiled, though this felt too near the knuckle to be truly funny. âThanks, Jo, but Iâll relinquish the position to anyone who wants it. Itâs not my idea of fun to spend the day with the Boil.â
âIâll take it over,â growled Syd. âAnd before âe âas a chance to open âis gob, Iâll shove âis teeth down the back of âis throat.â
âWell, youâd be doing him a favour â itâs either you or the tooth-puller from what I saw. Gilded dung, thatâs what he is. Rotten to the core.â
âRight then,â said Syd, pushing up his sleeves. âAs thereâs no call now to rescue Cat, I think we all deserve a pint. Letâs go to the Jolly
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