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that the dinner should be brought as soon as possible, for to tell the truth she felt rather hungry, as she had had nothing to eat since breakfast-time.
    Now when the Princess had finished giving her orders about the dinner, Licec could not refrain from asking her why she had come.
    ‘Was it not rather foolish,’ he said, ‘to hazard your life for nothing? for of a truth you are—’
    But the Princess put her finger on his mouth.
    ‘I will not be bullied by you, my lord, even though you are old enough to be my father. I know, what you were going to say — that the battlefield is no place for girls. Now I won’t be called a girl, for I’m nineteen, you know. His Majesty the Emperor of India there insulted me by calling me a girl, and I have not forgiven him yet. Besides you’ll spoil my appetite, for dinner if you lecture me. It always does; so do be quiet now, at any rate till after dinner.’
    So Licec had to be quiet, and they talked about something else till dinnertime.
    Just as they had finished, a frightful shouting outside made them drop their dessert knives and run to the window, but as the window did not face on to the street they could not tell what was the matter. So the Princess rang the bell, and when the servant appeared she asked him what was the cause of the shouting.
    ‘May it please your Majesty, ambassadors have arrived from the enemy and would speak to you.’
    ‘Show them this way and send at the same time for the Lords of the Council.’
    So the servant went, and in a short time a heavy stumping was heard on the stairs. Suddenly the door burst open and the ambassadors entered. They were a rather remarkable pair of ambassadors, although they could hardly be said to pair well. For the one was an enormous giant with a long beard, dressed in leaves mostly, and so tall that he could not stand upright in the room; in his hand he carried an enormous pole, from the end of which a spiked, ball dangled. The other, however, was very nearly his opposite in everything. For he was very small, a dwarf in fact, and he was dressed in very tight yellow armour, and from the top of his helmet a crest of red roses hung down to his saddle — for you must know he had insisted on not getting off his horse, or rather pony, for that too was very small — in fact it just fitted the dwarf.
    As soon as the Princess had recovered from her astonishment, she rose from her seat and said:
    ‘Are you the ambassadors from the rebel Merrymineral?’
    The dwarf replied:
    ‘I don’t know anything about the rebel part of the business, but we are the ambassadors from Merrymineral, whom we are bound to serve for a certain time. But who are you, I should like to know, and what right have you to speak to me in this insulting manner? D’you think I’m here to be insulted by you? If you think so, I’ll tell you point-blank I’m not — so there.’ And in the rage he had worked himself into he began to spur his steed till it jumped off the floor so high that it knocked his head against the ceiling.
    The Princess was not used to being treated like that. However she was not at all angry at it — she only laughed at his misfortune, which made him all the more outrageous.
    ‘How dare you laugh at me?’ he screamed; ‘who are you, you minx, you minx, you lynx — you—’
    But the Princess did not listen to him. She turned to the giant, who at any rate was quiet, and said:
    ‘Will you not take a chair until the Lords of the Council arrive?’
    The giant looked at her in stupid astonishment.
    ‘What shall I do with the chair when I’ve taken it?’ he mumbled.
    ‘I mean you to sit down on it, of course,’ said the Princess.
    The giant growled out in reply:
    ‘Well, I never sat on a chair before, but to please you I will’
    So he sat down, but as he was not used to sitting on chairs he sat down on its back; but it was only a small cane-bottomed chair, and as he was very big, and the chair was very small, the result is easily