them.â
âWell, it sounds as if you need to work on yourself some more.â
âTell me something that I donât know. Iâve already come to the realization that Iâm a masterpiece thatâs still being painted. Only those with a keen eye can really appreciate my beauty.â
âI hope heaven broke the mold when they made you,â I said, getting ready to leave. I couldnât deal with her conceited arrogance.
âHeaven probably did,â she answered vainly, completely ignoring my insult.
âHas anyone ever told you that youâre crazy?â I asked.
âI hear it all the time, honey.â She tucked the mirror back in her pocketbook, then retrieved a fingernail file. âYou know I donât want to be here, right?â Lori admitted as she buffed her nails.
âNeither do I. So I guess we do have one thing in common,â I said as I scratched my head.
Lori reached out and touched my hair. âYou should go down to Dinoâs Barbershop and get a trim before your hair turns into a nappy Afro. I canât stand guys who are in to that retro thing. Leave the big Afros in the seventies, please.â
I began laughing out loud because I had noticed some guys were trying to bring that look back.
âThereâs this boy named Roland Gist at school who always tries to be a trendsetter with his hair. Last week he was wearing an Afro-shag-mullet.â
I broke into laughter. âWow, thatâs funny.â
âYeah, Iâve heard crazy stories about Rolandâ¦Both of his parents were sent to mental institutions. So in my opinion I donât think the brother is playing with a full deck of cards, if you know what I mean.â
âYeah, as my grandmother would say, I catch your drift,â I said. âSo what are the rest of the students at the school like?â
âProbably like any other school. Youâve got your nerds, your thugs, your freaks, the weed smokers, weirdos, popular people, jocks and beautiful people of the world like me.â Lori pointed to herself and smiled.
âOkay,â I said as I tried to process all of that.
âIâll tell you what. Since I sort of know you from my dadâs neighborhood, Iâll be nice and show you around. Just donât act like you and I are seeing each other on the sly because Iâve got a reputation to uphold.â
âTrust me, girlfriend. I am just not that into you,â I said, setting the record straight.
âWell, not yet anyway. But once you see me in one of my freakum dresses, youâll be drooling over me just like the rest of the boys at school,â she stated with confident cockiness. I laughed mockingly at her.
âOh, my, donât you have an excessively high opinion of yourself? Youâre a little conceited, donât you think?â I said.
âNo, I donât think Iâm stuck-up. Why do guys always think a confident woman is a threat? Never mind. I really donât want to hear your answer. Anyway, moving onâI live three doors down in the blue house.â Lori reached into her purse, dropped the nail file and removed an inkpen and a small writing pad. âHere is my phone number. Send me a text message once youâve registered for all of your classes and weâll go from there.â
âOkay,â I answered as she ripped a page from the notepad and handed it to me.
I didnât plan on ever talking to Lori again because she was a little too over-the-top for me. Once Iâd registered for school the next day I didnât bother sending her a text message because I was able to find my way around the school fairly easily. Although I will admit I did get lost once, but the teacher cut me some slack since I was new.
When the dismissal bell rang, I hustled to my assigned locker to grab my coat and my social studies book. The first class my guidance counselor gave me was social studies with Mr. Alexander.