living over here and fuck off back to your sisterâOK?â
âJesus, Dave, would you really come down there ifâ¦â
âYeah, but only if you really get in trouble though, Carl. Just take it easy! I donât know, youâre like a chook in a thunderstorm. Now piss off, old boy, I have to go to work soon, and Juneâll be home in a cunt of a mood after her mumâs, and you know how she likes you!â
Dave, carrying the baby, put his heavy arm about Carlâs shoulder and led him out to the gate. It was getting hot.
âSee you, Dave. Listen, thanks. I know Iâm a bitâ¦â
âGo on, mate,â said Dave gently. âJust take it easy and Iâll see you soon.â
Carl walked away with Charlie Parkerâs alto spinning in his head. Good old Dave.
*
Dave watched Carlâs spindly figure recede into the heat haze. Shaking his head, he went inside, returning with a rug. He lay down in the sun with the baby. Soon he was dozing.
He was wakened by the crash of the front gate. His two little boys ran in, followed by his wife.
âHi, Dad! Look at what Nanna gave us.â
They were both brandishing video games.
âHey! Fantastic, kids!â
âCan we play with them now, Dad? Please?â
âYeah, go on, boys.â
And they bolted inside. He looked lazily at his wife, who was standing over him. She was a tall stooping woman, in a T-shirt and grubby cotton pants. Her temples were shaven and her short hair was dyed orange. She had a badge over one sagging breast: âDead Men Donât Rape!â She peered at him shortsightedly.
âGod, Dave! Look at this front yard! I asked you to clean it up.â
âAh, sorry, babe. I had a bit of a snoozeâ¦â
âAnd look at Leon, will you! Christ, Dave!â
The baby had rabbit shit smeared over its face. She snatched it up, wiped it with the edge of her T-shirt, and began suckling it.
âAnd I didnât want the boys to start playing with those rotten games till we had at least had a discussion. Theyâre so violent, those games. I couldnât stop Mum buying themâyou know what sheâs like. Those boysâtheyâre getting soâso masculine and you just donât help!â
She stamped her foot. The rabbits scattered.
Dave turned over onto his stomach. Watching his wife breastfeeding always turned him on and the sun was warming his groin. But this was not the time.
âYeah, well, sorry, babe. Listen, go and put the kettle on. I have to go to work soon.â
âOh, Dave!â
She turned and marched angrily into the house.
Dave stretched and looked at his watch. He sighed and got up. His size eleven working boots and socks were on the front verandah. Putting them on, he clumped into the house. Zaps and whistles came from the front room. He hesitated and went on. There was no time, but he just loved video games.
Going into the kitchen, he found his wife holding the baby with one hand and making the tea with the other. He held the pot for her while passing his hand over her buttocks. There was a big bulge in the front of his jeans.
âJust piss off, Dave!â
She fended him off with the baby. It started to cry.
âNow look at what youâve done! And Iâve told you not to wear your working boots in the house. What time are you coming home, anyway?â
âAbout six, I sâpose,â said Dave. âI thought I might go to the pub for a while.â
âDonât you dare. This is Friday. You know Iâve got my course on Fridays. Youâll have to feed the kids.â
âOh yeah, OK, what course is that? I forget.â
âAssertiveness Training. Jesus, Dave, you know that. Boys! Boys! Turn that down!â
She bustled into the front room.
Dave followed, slowly sipping his tea. He heard cries of âOh Mum!â as the video was stilled.
âNow go outside and play.â
The boys clattered out. He