with laughter.
âNo, but wait, Dave. Iâve got to tell you. Jesus Christ!â
And Carl told his friend what had happened the previous night, leaving out only his sexual debacle. The history was punctuated by Daveâs shouts of laughter. He found Carl irresistably comic. But when Carl came to the will he became quieter.
âMore than a hundred thou. Thatâs serious money. And how is she?â¦I mean, sorry, comrade, but how long will she last?â
âJesus, Dave, itâs not funny. You should have seen the breakfast she put away this morning. The quack reckons sheâs fine, and Christ, Dave, sheâs really cracking the whip.â
âWell, old chap,â said Dave, laughing again, âyouâll just have to cop it, wonât you! Yes, a new Carl from now on, a respectable citizen. Yeah, and back with your missus it looks like.â
âOh Dave! Donât.â
Carl was desperately trying to change the subjectâDave was no help at all.
âAnyway, Dave, talking about respectable, what about the video? I never heard of a revolutionary with a National before. And whatâs that? A home computer?â
âAh well,â said Dave comfortably, âitâs for the kids.â
Carl looked at him lying back smiling. Itâs all right for him!
A new and terrible thought came to him. Suppose the old bag wants to stay longer? Suppose I have to look after her for yearsâIâd go mad and thatâs that.
He wrenched his mind away.
âAnd howâs the bone yard?â
Dave worked part-time at the Coburg cemetery.
Originally he had started there as a joke, but now he thought it was one of the best jobs he had ever had.
âGreat, comrade, you donât know how beautiful that place is. Lovely old trees, lots of birds, no one on your back. Iâm doing a grave this arvo actually. Thereâs an Italian funeral tomorrow. Iâm going down when June comes back.â
Carl lit a cigarette nervously.
âWell, I better get back to Mum, I suppose.â Christ, I couldnât face June today.
âNo, no, stick around, mate. I want to play you something.â
Dave got up and fed a cassette into his stereo. He sat back, his arm round the baby, and smiled happily at Carl.
There was a quick slurry of cymbals, some heavy thumping piano and then, suddenly, an alto sax burst into the roomâfast, feverish and beautiful. Carl sat up in amazement.
âJesus, thatâs Bird ! But it sounds soâ¦â
âShush. Listen.â
The alto danced and span, mocking an awkward trumpet, and finished with a chord sequence so complex that Carl was left floundering behind. Dave stopped the machine.
âHow about that!â
âItâs so clean, it sounds like it was recorded yesterday. Where did you get it?â
âThereâs this guy in Englandâheâs remastered a lot of Birdâs old nightclub tapes with digital something. Anyway you can order them, and I got this one yesterday. Isnât it great? Doesnât that make you feel better?â
âYeah, I guess so, but poor Charlie.â Carl felt sentimental and melancholy. âLive hard, die young.â
âJesus, Carl, donât be such a wimp!â
âNo, it reminds me of work, nightclubs and thatâ¦I told you about that Mustafa. You know, the guy who gets me the pills?â
âWell, what about him?â Dave said impatiently. âHeâs pissed off, hasnât he?â
âYeah, but thereâs something going on there I donât know about and it worries meâthat Greek prick who runs the place is as sneaky as a shithouse rat. I donât know, that place scares me.â
âNow, Carl, youâll be right. Just take it easy. Listen, if you have any trouble with them just ring, and Iâll be down. And donât worry about your mother. Just keep on the right side of her and pretty soon sheâll get sick of