umbââ
âAmbassador,â I said. âAnd donât call me that. And donât expect me to hold your hand or wipe your butt, either. Iâll show you around school, but Iâm not doing any bullshit favor you can come up with like ⦠like helping you clean your room or something.â
âI donât need you to help clean my room. I need you to help find my dad.â
I stumbled on the sidewalk and had to search Billyâs face to see if he was joking. He wasnât. I backed up a step with my hands in the air. âWhoa. That is ⦠thatâs just ⦠way heavy.â
And way too close to home.
Billy didnât look surprised. With his eyes narrowed and his jaw set, he lookedâ
what was it?
âcalculating.
âMr. Bell likes me,â he said.
âSo?â
âSo he wonât give you detentions if you help me.â
I didnât like where this conversation was going.
âNo deal,â I said, and kept walking.
Billy scurried to keep up. âIf you help me find my dad, Iâll help you find yours.â
Again, I was stopped in my tracks. âDude, who said I wanted to find my dad? Thatâs ⦠thatâs ⦠none of your business, thatâswhat that is.â I paced the sidewalk, feeling my palms begin to itch. âAnd who says I donât know where my dad is?â
âMark.â
âWhat?â
âMark says you donât know
who
your dad is.â
Mark had really given Billy an earful in his first week in town. I pounded a fist into one of my itchy palms. âOkay, this time I
am
going to kick his ass.â
âDo you?â Billy asked.
âDo I what?â
âDo you know who your dad is?â
âI told you itâs none of your business!â I pointed a finger in his face. âAnd you shouldnât listen to mental defects like Mark.â
âAnd you shouldnât say âmental defects.ââ
I dropped my hand. âI didnât mean it like ⦠I didnât mean, yâknow â¦â
Billy stared.
âAnyway.â I shook off his stare. âIf youâre such good friends with Mark, ask
him
to help you find your dad.â
âWeâre not friends. He just walked me to school once.â
I was sure Billy meant he
followed
Mark to school.
âI bet he wouldnât help me,â Billy said. âBut you will.â
âWhy is that?â
âBecause if you donât, Iâll tell Mr. Bell.â
âTell him what? That I wonât solve your family crisis? Yeah, go ahead. Iâm sure heâll throw me right out of school.â
Billy shook his head. âNo. Iâll tell him you wonât help me at school. That youâre not a good ampassator.â
âAmbassador,â I said, and stared hard down at Billy. âYouâre joking, right? You wouldnât lie to the warden and get me a detention and maybe kicked out of school just because I wonât do you some impossible favor.â
Billy didnât answer, but he met my gaze without blinking, and the look in his eyes said it.
Yes, yes he would.
âThatâs ⦠You canât â¦â I chased him as he started moving down the street again, waving my arms and desperately trying to find the words. âThatâs
extortion
!â I finally cried.
Billy gave me a blank look.
âBlackmail,â I said.
Billy shrugged. âI donât know what that means. But Iâm supposed to tell Mr. Bell if you donât help me. And if you donât help me, you get in trouble. So you have to help.â
I was beginning to wonder if there wasnât an evil genius brain under that innocent expression. I wanted to be pissed, butâ
damn it
âI was secretly impressed.
âOkay, kid. I guess you got a deal.â
âIâm not a kid. My name isââ
âI know, I know. Your name is Billy D. Fine,
Billy D.
,