on a poor fly just about to land on the counter. For a big woman, Eugenia could bring herself to a breath-holding halt when in pursuit of one of our slow, late September flies; the kind that hung lazily in the air as if they had no idea where to land next. This one had little will to live and was squashed quickly with one of Eugeniaâs mighty blows.
She delicately scooped up the remains with a napkin and deposited it into the basket behind the counter. âHate those buggers,â she said, and made a face at me, then quickly changed over to sympathy. âHeard what happened out to your place yesterday. Terrible thing, about Miz Poet. Mustâve got lost in the woods, there by you. You know how they get when theyâre old. Think the coyotes got her?â She leaned over the counter, getting closer so she could lower her voice and not upset the appetites of her customers. The womanâs small eyes, lost in a nest of smokerâs wrinkles, glistened. âYou heard about the cougar got a horse not long ago? Somewhere over by Manistee, I think it was. Couldâve been a cougar got âer. Who wouldâve thought something like this could happen to such a sweet soul? If youâre interested, I mean, like itâs something you want to write about, you could go talk to Joslyn Henry. Sheâs right down the road from you and she was a close friend to poor Miz Poet. Those two were closer than jelly donuts.â
Eugenia shook her head, clucking over the loss. I agreed. Maybe Iâd go talk to my neighbor, Mrs. Henry, and get a human interest angle on the dead woman. I eased away from Eugenia because when she started talking she could keep you standing for a long time, and her talk always got around to her family tree, to what some long-dead uncle had doneâor been accused of doingâsince Eugenia had a family filled with innocent and wronged people.
I took a seat in a corner booth. Gloria, Eugeniaâs youngest and prettiest waitress, came hurrying over. She knelt on the seat across from me, and slapped her order pad on the table, then leaned forward far enough to show the cleavage male customers came in for. âIâm telling you, Emily. A girl isnât safe in her bed anymore. Itâs those people from down below, you know, in the cities. Theyâre coming up here and killing us off. Thatâs the plan, Simon says. Kill all of us off and take our property.â
âDo you have property, Gloria?â I asked as I buried my nose in the menu I already knew by heart.
âWell, no, but me and Simon are planning on it soon. Weâre going to build a house out to his fatherâs farm but back in the woods where nothingâs been cleared yet.â Her face lit up with her plan; a small, round face with red cheeks and a sweet, innocent smile. Gloria was engaged to my mailman, Simon.
Too early for lunch. To kill time, I ordered a coffee. I sure didnât feel like going back to my house yet. I had to call Bill Corcoran at the paper and Iâd gotten nothing from the police. Not an auspicious beginning for my crime-reporting career.
There were only a few customers in EATS, but I could feel the eyes of every one of them on me. Most of the customers waved or nodded when I looked their way, then bent into whispered conversations. I was the talk of the town. Just as long as they didnât get around to deciding I was the murderer, I thought. People in Leetsville didnât like frustratingly oblique answers to things. A duck was a duck was a duckâto their way of thinking. I just didnât want to become the duck they settled on.
Gloria brought my coffee, a napkin, and a spoon. She pushed the sugar shaker over toward me, though I virtuously pushed it back and settled on drinking the thick brew black and straight up.
Normally Gloria was a whirl of energy, bustling around the restaurant, greeting everyone, filling sugar holders and creamers, and taking swipes