notice much except a very small buzzing, right at the end. But Uncle Alfred was beaming when he had finished.
âThere!â he said. âI defy anyone to refuse to employ you now, Con! Itâs tight as a diving suit.â
I went away, shaking with nerves. I was so full of doubts and ignorance that I went and interrupted Mum. She was sitting at her creaky table, reading great long sheets of paper, making marks in the margins of them as she read. âSay whatever it is quickly,â she said, âor Iâll lose my place in these blessed galleys.â
Out of all the things I wanted to know, all I could think of was, âDo I need to take any clothes with me to Stallery tomorrow?â
âAsk your uncle,â Mum said. âYou arranged the whole caper with him. And remember to have a bath and wash your hair tonight.â
So I went downstairs, where Uncle Alfred was now unpacking guidebooks out in the back, and I asked him the same question. âAnd can I take my camera?â I said.
He pulled his lip and thought about it. âTo be frank with you, by rights you shouldnât take anything,â he said. âItâs only supposed to be an interview tomorrow. But of course, if the spell works and you do get the job, youâll probably start work there straightaway. I know they provide the uniforms. But I donât know about underclothes. Yes, perhaps you ought to take underclothes along. Only donât make it obvious you expect to be staying. They wonât like that.â
This made me more nervous than ever. I thought the spell had fixed it. After that, I had a short, blissful moment when I thought that if I was dreadfully rude to them in Stallery, theyâd throw me out and not give me the job. Then I could go to Stall High next term. But of course that wouldnât work, because of my Evil Fate. I sighed and went to pack.
The tram that went up past Stallery left from the market square at midday. Uncle Alfred walked down there with me. I was in my best clothes and carrying a plastic bag that looked like my lunch. Iâd arranged a packet of sandwiches and a bottle of juice artfully on top. Underneath were all my socks and pants wrapped around my camera and the latest Peter Jenkins bookâI thought Uncle Alfred could spare me one book from the shop.
The tram was there and filling with people when we got to the square.
âYouâd better get on or you wonât have a seat,â my uncle said. âGood luck, Con, and Iâll love you and leave you. Oh, and Con,â he said as I started to climb the metal steps into the tram. He beckoned and I came back down. âSomething I forgot,â he said. He led me a little way off across the pavement. âYouâre to tell Mr. Amos that your name is Grant,â he said, âlike mine. If you tell them a posh name like Tesdinic, theyâll think youâre too grand for the job. So from now on your name is Conrad Grant. Donât forget, will you?â
âAll right,â I said. âGrant.â Somehow this made me feel a whole lot better. It was like having an alias, the way people did in the Peter Jenkins books when they lived adventurous double lives. I began to think of myself as a sort of secret agent. Grant. I grinned and waved quite cheerfully at Uncle Alfred as I climbed back on the tram and bought my ticket. He waved and went bustling off.
About half the people on the tram were girls and boys my own age. Most of them had plastic bags like mine, with lunch in. I thought it was probably an end-of-term outing to Stallstead, from one of the other schools in town. The Stallery tram was a single-line loop that went up into the mountains as far as Stallstead and then down into Stallchester again by the ironworks. Stallstead is a really pretty village right up among the green alps. People go there all summer for cream teas and outings.
Then the tram gave out a clang and started off with a
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