you think?
Bulgakov I was just going to call it Young Joseph .
Stalin Just . . . Young Joseph. Nothing else? Thatâs all?
A silence as Stalin absorbs.
Bulgakov I could change it â
Stalin No! Youâre the playwright. Itâs your play. If you say itâs Young Joseph the . . . nothing, then thatâs what it is. Iâll just have to learn to live with it. Young . . . Joseph . . .
Bulgakov Iâm sorry.
Stalin Donât apologise. Itâs your play. Now where were we? Act One, Scene One â the Russian orthodox seminary in Tbilisi.
Bulgakov types as Stalin dictates too fast.
Young Joseph is learning to be a priest. This cobblerâs son, born into poverty, his nature forged on the rough tough streets of Gori, his father driven to despair and drink by capitalist exploitation â this boy has clawed his way up through intelligence and endeavour â Whatâs wrong?
Bulgakov Could you slow down?
Stalin studies him.
Stalin Are you ill?
Bulgakov No.
Stalin You donât look so well. Maybe itâs just this light . . . your skin, itâs sort of . . .
Bulgakov Iâm fine. Just nerves. Thatâs all.
Stalin Of course. The artistic temperament. I should have allowed for that. Anyway â what have I got you sitting there for? Youâre not the typist, youâre the genius! Letâs swap! You come and sit here â leave the slave labour to me.
Bulgakov What?
Stalin helps him out of the chair and sits down himself.
He rolls up his sleeves. Smooths his hair.
Sucks on his pipe.
Stalin There, thatâs better. Now: here we go . . .
And heâs off. A real speed typist.
Bulgakov sits and watches.
Stalin continues typing, lost in thought, his lips moving silently as he types. The roller of the machine is fairly zinging back and forth.
Bulgakov drinks his vodka. He sits back.
Closes his eyes.
Stalin finishes.
He puts the typed sheets inside a large envelope and leaves this on the table beside Bulgakov.
Stalin opens the cupboard and disappears inside, pulling the door closed.
Bulgakov awakes. Disoriented at first.
He jumps up. Looks around. He is alone.
Checks his watch.
He sees the envelope.
He picks it up and looks inside.
He looks around. Goes to front of stage.
Flustered in the daylight.
Enter Yelena, Vasilly, Praskovya and Sergei around the table.
Vasilly You mustnât worry, my dear. Heâll be home soon.
Praskovya More likely you will never see him again.
Sergei I will go out and search, Comrade Madame Bulgakov.
Yelena Thatâs very kind of you, Sergei.
Sergei And if he does not return, I will look after you for the rest of your life, like a son.
Yelena Thatâs also very kind, in its own way.
Bulgakov approaches, still holding the envelope.
Misha!
Bulgakov Whatâs wrong?
Yelena Where have you been?
He hugs her.
Bulgakov I went for a walk â to work.
Yelena At night? At the Lubyanka?
Bulgakov I couldnât sleep â Yelena, I think Iâve found a way â
Yelena You could have left a note. I was worried.
Bulgakov Thereâs nothing to worry about. A way to do it â to write what they want. They can have this, and Iâll have my work. I think itâs all going to be all right!
A harsh knock.
Enter Vladimir and Stepan.
Vladimir Bulgakov!
Bulgakov spins round, holding out the envelope.
Bulgakov For you.
Vladimir takes it, a little put out at being trumped.
Vladimir All right, everyone out except the artist.
Exit Vasilly, Praskovya and Sergei ( into cupboard ).
Yelena remains.
Madame Bulgakov, good morning to you.
Yelena Sergei!
Sergei Comrade Madame Bulgakov?
She kisses Bulgakov on the cheek and steps into the cupboard.
She pulls it closed.
Vladimir I tell you, thatâs not right.
Bulgakov Are you going to read it or not?
Vladimir takes the pages out of the envelope.
He reads to himself.
I hope it meets with your approval.
Vladimir Itâs . . . itâs good.