tinkling of silverware from the other side of Kiley Court. He glanced at the other two houses in the compound, but all was quiet, and as much as he could make out, no one was stirring. All three flats had attended the Garden of Evil party, and early rising was not expected of anyone. He checked the wall clock above the refrigerator. It was a quarter past nine and Clarisse still had not returned.
He drained his mug and without leaving his chair reached over to the range for the coffee pot and refilled his cup. A crunching of gravel drew his eyes to the courtyard fence. In a moment the ivy on the trellis was shaken and the unlocked gate was jarred violently to the accompaniment of several loud curses before it rasped open. Clarisse stood framed in dappled sunlight through the coffee tree. Her gown was creased and her makeup had been hastily removed. The silver pins fastened her hair into a ponytail to one side of her neck. She walked across the flagstones in her thin soiled slippers.
Valentine sighed with relief. He rose quickly, filled another mug and set it across the table from him. From the refrigerator he took a walnut coffee ring, retrieved cloth napkins from a cupboard shelf and returned to the table. Clarisse came inside. The screen door slammed against her back and she winced. She kicked off her slippers, pulled the pins from her hair, and performed a little pantomime of plunging them into her heart and plummeting dead into the chair.
They were silent for a minute.
Then Valentine said, âWell, who gets to tell about his night first?â
âWhatever happened to you,â she replied, in a hoarse voice and without opening her eyes, âmine was worse. So you go first.â
âWell,â said Valentine, âwhen Mr. OâSullivan and I left you we came directly back here. I was dead. But I thought: weâll have sex, and then weâll go to sleep, and if Iâm real lucky, when I wake up heâll be gone.â
Clarisse snorted. âWhy didnât you just go on and wish for knighthood, undying fame, and the winning lottery number for the next two years?â
âHe wanted to talk. He wanted to talk about relationships in general, and ours in particular.â
âWhat relationship?â
âYou may well ask that question.â
âYou should have shoved something in his mouth.â
âI did,â said Valentine. âBut he took it out again. He told me he knew that story I had told him about my lover getting killed in a bank holdup wasnât true, and he didnât see why we couldnât give it a try.â
âWhat did you do?â said Clarisse, and still with her eyes closed, groped successfully for the coffee cup.
âI said: we either have sex, or we go to sleep, or we say good-bye. He said: Iâm not sleepy, and I canât have sex with you until we resolve some of these problems in our relationship.â
âProblems? Your first date, and youâve got relationship problems?â
âFinally I just gave up, and told him it probably wasnât a good idea for him to stayâthat I didnât think it would work out.â
âYou wouldnât have had any fun in bed anyway.â Clarisse at last opened her eyes.
âHe blanched when he saw what I had in the bedside drawer.â
âHe should have looked under the bed,â said Clarisse and poked at the coffee cake with a knife. âSo after that he left?â
âNo,â sighed Valentine. âHe couldnât believe I was actually asking him to leave. He wanted to talk it all out. I said: âGo away. Donât come back. Donât call. Cancel your reservation. Move to Canada.â But it didnât get through to him until I actually pushed him out into the courtyard and latched the door. And I hate having to be like that. Iâm just glad heâs not living here anymore.â
âHe was sweet,â said Clarisse mildly. âBut I