ballast. After breakfast they had gathered on Beacon Hill overlooking Chequers, wrapped in overcoats and scarves against the chill February air, the low sun casting long shadows while an inspection party of crows flew languidly overhead. Those responsible for the dayâs matinée scurried like grave-snatchers through the mist in the pasture below, while Sawyers weaved his way through the entourage on the hilltop dispensing coffee and shots of whisky.
âFaster, man,â Churchill encouraged, âor weâll all freeze.â
âIf weâre going to invite a three-ring circus every weekend, weâll be needing more hands to help.â
âWhat? Are you saying you canât cope?â
âI can. Boiler canât.â
âWhat the hellâs the boiler got to do with winning the war?â
âDo yer know where Mr Hopkins goes to read his papers?â
Churchill began to growl, his breath condensingin the slow-warming air and giving him the impression of an elderly dragon. It was bluff, and Sawyers knew it.
âHe goes to the bathroom,â the servant continued.
âI often read my papers in the bath.â
âHeâs not in the bath but in his overcoat. Only place in the whole house thatâs kepping warm. So he tekks his work into the bathroom and disappears, like, for a couple of hour. Inconvenient fer other guests, so it is.â
Hopkins was frail, American and of huge importance. Churchill thrust out his small tumbler for another shot of warming whisky.
âSo what are you suggesting?â
âLike I say, we need help. More hands. Two more maids.â
âTwo?â Churchill protested.
âTwo, if weâre to kepp a fire in every room and clean sheets on beds. And help poor Mrs Landemare. Sheâs not getting any younger.â
Oh, but he was playing the game, and with consummate skill. Sawyers understood his master as well as any man, his foibles, his vanities, his indulgences. His meanness and his dislike of new faces, too.
âWe donât need two, dammit. This is a war headquarters, not a holiday resort.â
âIâm sure Mr Willkie donât mind sleeping in a British generalâs sheets, but what wiâ boiler being insuch poor shape, Iâm afraid there werenât time to launder âem, like, before he arrived.â
Churchill snorted in alarm. Upsetting Mrs Landemare would have consequences creeping close to the point of disaster; upsetting the Americans might take them far beyond. Hopkins was a close friend of Roosevelt, while Willkie had been his opponent in the last presidential election. They had arrived as the Presidentâs personal emissariesââto check up on meâ, as Churchill had grumbled in exasperation. And to check up on Britain. Roosevelt had announced the principle of Lend-Lease but now he needed to decide how much to send and to lend. Some of his advisers had been whispering in his ear that he wouldnât be getting much of it back, that most of it might soon be falling into the clutches of the German High Command. So he had sent Hopkins and Willkie to test the temper of both the country and its wayward leader: as the President had put it to Hopkins, âwe need to know whether the Brits will carry on fightingâand whether Churchill will ever stop.â
Churchill knew all this, knew that his American guests had been sent to spy, and he had responded by trying to seduce and suborn them. Their conclusionsâand therefore their comfortsâwere of immense importance. It was the opportunity Sawyers had been waiting for.
âA ship lost for haâpâorth of tar,â he mused, âanda war for an unlaundered sheet.â He shook his head in mock resignation.
âOne!â Churchill proclaimed defiantly, but knowing he had lost. âOne extra maid. Thatâs as far as we go.â He glared at Sawyers. âAnd youâd better make sure sheâs