concave chair, snugging his shell into the egg-shaped receptacle.
âSlowest famulus Iâve ever had.â
âI was meaning to ask you,â said Jon-Tom, âwhy a sloth?â
âYou know why, lad. He has an excellent memory, a real mind, and some notion of what honest study involves. This contrasts with the attitude of many previous assistants, who all too often seemed to have nothing between their ears except a lump of flavored sponge cake. Ghorpulâs only drawback is that it takes him twice as long as it should to perform the simplest tasks.â The wizard gazed longingly at the ceiling.
âPerhaps someday Iâll finally find a famulus who combines speed and efficiency with intelligence. A brilliant otter, perhaps.â He squinted appraisingly at Mudge, who was slumped in the chair heâd chosen, short legs spread wide, his stained vest hanging open and one finger up his nose.
âThen again,â the wizard concluded thoughtfully, âperhaps not.â He shifted his attention back to Jon-Tom. âNow that you have broken my concentration, what is it so urgent it makes you forget even Crixxas?â
Jon-Tom looked over at Mudge, who was ignoring him with practiced finesse. Finding no support from that quarter, he looked hopefully at the wizard.
âReally not much of anything, Master.â
âCome come, lad. You can tell old Clothahump.â
âI just did, sir. That is the problem. Nothingâs the matter. Anywhere.â
Clothahump looked dubious. âI fail to see why you should regard that as a disturbing state of affairs.â
âFrankly, Clothahump, Mudge and I are bored.â
âAh!â The wizardâs face lit with understanding. Which in Clothahumpâs case meant it actually took on a slight, pale evanescence. âAdventure self-denial. A not uncommon malady among individuals of your age and intellectual-emotional type. I, of course, am immune to such juvenile disorders. I presume you have given some thought to a possible course of treatment?â
Jon-Tom edged forward until he was sitting on the rim of his seat. âIt doesnât have to be anything significant, Master. A small dilemma we could resolve. Something requiring the attention of a spellsinger. Nothing drastic, no real perils. Just a little spice.â
Removing his glasses, Clothahump set to cleaning them with a soft cloth he extracted from one of the drawers built into his plastron. âI wish I could help you, lad, but insofar as I can tell, all is right with the world. There is a faint sense of occasional crises elsewhere, but you say you are averse to any serious commuting.â He shrugged, his shell bobbing. âNow if you will excuse me, I desire to return to the profound mental state in which I had immersed myself prior to your unexpected and intrusive arrival. Remnants of a difficult conceptualization still cling to the heightened edge of my consciousness.â
âOi, letâs leave âim alone, mate.â Mudge slid off his chair. âIâm ready to reacquaint meself with me bed, I am.â
âBut we agreed,â Jon-Tom protested.
The otter walked over until he was staring straight into the seated humanâs face. âLook âere, mate, youâve asked âis sorcerership if there were any problems wot needed dealinâ with and âeâs told you there ainât. So why donât you leave the both of us be and go back to your âousecleaninâ?â
âNo! There has to be something. Anything,â he insisted, imploring the wizard.
âWelllllâ¦â The turtle replaced his glasses on his beak. âThere is one little thing. A genuine inconsequentially.â
âAnything,â Jon-Tom reiterated.
Clothahump considered. âIt involves music.â
âThere, you see?â the spellsinger informed a doubtful Mudge. âSomething simple enough for me to deal