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don’t keep anything at your country house? Seems like you spend quite a bit of time here.’ I spread out the folder on the counter and found the maps I was looking for. ‘When I mapped theweather patterns, it sure looked as if a lot of the manipulation occurs from this location, not from Las Vegas. So it stands to reason that you’d have an office here, wouldn’t you? If you’re keeping proper records.’
    He lost the smile. ‘I haven’t got anything to hide.’
    My Aunt Fanny! From every note in the file, everybody knew there was something weird out here, but the prior three auditors sent to investigate hadn’t found a thing. My mission was to investigate and find something to bust his ass, so that there could be a formal inquiry, and he could be removed from duty.
    Protocol. Even in the supernatural business, you have to follow strict human resources procedures.
    ‘Then you won’t mind if I audit the records at your home office,’ I said.
    ‘I don’t have a—’
    ‘Chaz,’ I interrupted, and held on to a thin, don’t-screw-with-me smile. ‘I know you have a home office. Let’s not spend more time on that, OK?’
    He didn’t look happy.
    ‘Let’s go,’ I said, before he could throw out any more lame pickup lines, and led the way out to the Jaguar.
    I kept silent all the way out to his house, a good half-hour’s drive even at excessively indulgent speeds. I virtuously resisted the urge to smack him,which surely must qualify me for some kind of sainthood…believe me, he was annoying. I could easily see why they’d sequestered him out here in the middle of nowhere. Mouthy, hyperactively on the make, shallow, and none too smart. I couldn’t tell how talented he was, but even the biggest store of power in the world wouldn’t make him a good Warden.
    And then I realised that I could also be accused of being shallow, hyperactively on the make, and mouthy. I hoped I was smart, though. Smarter, anyway.
    We turned off on a paved road and passed under a big wrought-iron gate decorated with – I’m not kidding – the chromed silhouette of a nude woman, the exact copy of what you see on taste-free truckers’ mud flaps. The name over the entrance was F ANTASY R ANCH . Oh, yeah, this was going to be fun.
    The house was an overdone Tudor style, ridiculous out here on the prairie. There was a struggling, desperately green lawn in front that looked suspiciously like it might have been freshly spray painted. A garage with three cars, all crap-year Corvettes. All red, of course. In the corner, a gold pimp-trim Cadillac Seville, maroon.
    He kept chatting me up all the way up the front walk, but I wasn’t listening; I was looking into the aetheric. Oversight gives you a nice lay of the land, particularly since there’s a fourth-dimensional timelayer to it that represents the past. The history of Chaz’s pad was nothing to be proud of. On the aetheric, the place showed its true character. A shell of a place, barely there…overlaid with shadows. That was kind of sad. Even the place where he lived didn’t make much of an impression on the world.
    Neither did Chaz himself. People tended to manifest on the aetheric in visual representations of their self-image; his looked pretty much like a sad, faded image of his physical form. I wondered what he saw when he looked at me. People tended to get the oddest expressions.
    Well, the only good news was that Chaz wasn’t likely to be a serial killer, not with a basically boring aetheric presence like this. Not that I couldn’t defend myself, but it was nice not to have to worry about it. I had plenty of other things on my mind.
    His house was self-consciously tacky – retro-seventies without any semblance of a cool factor. He made reference to the water bed. I shut him down and made it clear that I expected to be shown to the home office.
    It was at the back of the house, and it looked like he’d set it up from some office catalogue rather than to suit any kind of