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    And any midwife, out in isolated cottages on bloody nights, would know all the other little secrets…
    Never to be told…
    She’d been a witch here all her life. And one of the things a witch did was stand right on the edge, where the decisions had to be made. You made them so that others didn’t have to, so that others could even pretend to themselves that there were no decisions to be made, no little secrets, that things just happened . You never said what you knew. And you didn’t ask for anything in return.
    The castle was brightly lit, she saw. She could even make out figures around the bonfire.
    Something else caught her eye, because she was going to look everywhere but at the castle now, and it jolted her out of her mood. Mist was pouring over the mountains and sliding down the far valleys under the moonlight. One strand was flowing toward the castle and pouring, very slowly, into the Lancre Gorge.
    Of course you got mists in the spring, when the weather was changing, but this mist was coming from Uberwald.

The door to Magrat’s room was opened by Millie Chillum, the maid, who curtseyed to Agnes, or at least to her hat, and then left her alone with the Queen, who was at her dressing table.
    Agnes wasn’t sure of the protocol, but tried a sort of republican curtsey. This caused considerable movement in outlying regions.
    Queen Magrat of Lancre blew her nose and stuffed the hankie up the sleeve of her dressing gown.
    “Oh, hello, Agnes,” she said. “Take a seat, do. You don’t have to bob up and down like that. Millie does it all the time and I get seasick. Anyway, strictly speaking, witches bow.”
    “Er…” Agnes began. She glanced at the crib in the corner. It had more loops and lace than any piece of furniture should.
    “She’s asleep,” said Magrat. “Oh, the crib? Verence ordered it all the way from Ankh-Morpork. I said the old one they’d always used was fine, but he’s very, you know… modern . Please sit down.”
    “You wanted me, your maj—” Agnes began, still uncertain. It was turning out to be a very complicated evening, and she wasn’t sure even now how she felt about Magrat. The woman had left echoes of herself in the cottage—an old bangle lost under the bed, rather soppy notes in some of the ancient notebooks, vases full of desiccated flowers…You can build up a very strange view of someone via the things they leave behind the dresser.
    “I just wanted a little talk,” said Magrat. “It’s a bit…look, I’m really very happy, but…well, Millie’s nice but she agrees with me all the time and Nanny and Granny still treat me as if I wasn’t, well, you know, Queen and everything…not that I want to be treated as Queen all the time but, well, you know, I want them to know I’m Queen but not treat me as one, if you see what I mean…”
    “I think so,” said Agnes carefully.
    Magrat waved her hands in an effort to describe the indescribable. Used handkerchiefs cascaded out of her sleeves.
    “I mean…I get dizzy with people bobbing up and down all the time, so when they see me I like them to think ‘Oh, there’s Magrat, she’s Queen now but I shall treat her in a perfectly normal way—’”
    “But perhaps just a little bit more politely because she is Queen, after all,” Agnes suggested.
    “Well, yes…exactly. Actually, Nanny’s not too bad, at least she treats everyone the same all the time, but when Granny looks at me you can see her thinking ‘Oh, there’s Magrat. Make the tea, Magrat.’ One day I swear I’ll make a very cutting remark. It’s as if they think I’m doing this as a hobby !”
    “I do know what you mean.”
    “It’s as if they think I’m going to get it out of my system and go back to witching again. They wouldn’t say that, of course, but that’s what they think. They really don’t believe there’s any other sort of life.”
    “That’s true.”
    “How’s the old cottage?”
    “There’s a lot of mice,” said